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Band's lead singer has the best response to concert heckler

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There are a few easy ways to piss people off at concerts: Spending the entire time on your phone, refusing to dance, and heckling. The only way to guarantee that everyone else has a bad time, however, is to throw things at the performers.

During a concert by The Specials on Nov. 22, someone in the audience decided to try exactly that, lobbing a beer can at the band—but lead singer Terry Hall wasn't having any of it. 

Hall immediately called a halt to his set and launched into an extraordinarily foul-mouthed—and justified—tirade at his assailant, as the crowd roared approvingly.

“Look at it this way,” the 55-year-old singer explained afterward. “Tomorrow, I’m at B&Q, I’m queuing up to pay, there’s a girl on the [expletive] cashier—and I lob a [expletive] can at her.” 

We should commend Hall for standing up to his hecklers and refusing to take the beer can in silence. His lesson, however, was likely lost on the can-thrower, who had already been bundled out of the building by security.

H/T Reddit | Screengrab via Through The Years Terry Hall/YouTube


BET's #BLX webseries is about celebrities and their neighborhoods

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There’s a line in #BLXBET’s new webseries about celebrities representing the blocks where they grew up, that defines the whole project. Angela Yee (of the nationally-syndicated morning radio show The Breakfast Club) is recounting the time her Chinese father, “who everyone assumed knew karate,” suddenly sprinted across the street to beat up a man who had previously tried to rob him. “You can’t rob somebody who lives in your neighbourhood,” she explains, “and not run into them again.”


These tales of a rough yet communal upbringing are the common thread that tie together the blocks that have been featured on the series so far: Yee’s in Flatbush, Brooklyn, and actor/musician Mack Wilds’ on Staten Island. Yee speaks of playing music on her porch, writing down the words of Run DMC’s ‘You Be Illin’’ so that she could perform the song back to her friends. Wilds takes us to the neighbourhood barbershop where “you get all the stories, the new music, the old music.”

Amid this camaraderie, however, there is a disconcerting pride about the prevalent violence on these blocks. An anecdote from Wilds’ youth (“some dangerous times but some great times as well”) sees him being dragged upstairs by his parents after his first scuffle with the local “bruiser.” Terrified of the repercussions, he is surprised by their initial question: “Did you beat him, though?” At one point, Yee's parents ordered her not to leave their porch, which meant she could not aid a friend in a fight. Afterward, they scolded her, saying “You could've left the porch for that.”

There’s always the possibility of exaggeration in these sort of reminiscences, though, and many of the #BLX recollections do seem to be about playing to the camera. Wilds' assertions that he had a “shorty on the fourth floor…and [pointing randomly in another direction] in that building” sound like the bleating claims of the schoolyard liar who knows it is unlikely that she'll be doubted. Indeed, Wilds’ father even seems a little embarrassed when his son relays his story of urban fisticuffs. His statement that, while he doesn't live on Staten Island anymore, his music “resonates here, this is where it comes from, so I’m home all the time” sounds like it was drafted by a PR firm.

#BLX videos are a short watch, however—a trifling investment at only three or so minutes per episode. And there’s certainly something to be said for brevity and its ability to smooth over any faults. #BLX lacks the power of the authoritative mini-series that it is trying to be—it leaves too many questions hanging—but its tales serve as interesting little kernels nonetheless.

Screengrab via BET video

College students will tell this teenage vlogger just about anything

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When Yafate Beyene informed his parents that he was going to forgo college and, almost immediately after graduating high school, move to California, they didn’t believe him. “When I first told them back in Minnesota that that’s what I wanted to do, they kind of brushed it off saying, ‘Ah, he’d change his mind eventually,’” he told me in a recent phone interview. “But once they started seeing the feedback I was getting on the show, once my cousins in Africa were calling my parents and saying they liked the show, that’s when they knew the potential. That’s when they started supporting it.”

Beyene, better known as Yafa to his fans, produces, shoots, edits, writes, and stars in the Yafa Show, a man-on-the-street interview series for the YouTube age. At 19, he’s collected over 10,000 subscribers and nearly a million views. Sure, he’s still small fries compared to YouTube celebrities in the Million Billion Club—YouTube channels that have amassed at least a million subscribers and a billion views—but he has tripled his subscribership in the last year and gained nearly 500 new YouTube subscribers just in the two weeks that passed between when I interviewed him and when I began writing this article. And if you show one of his videos to a student currently attending college, there’s a good chance they’ll recognize him.

Yafa started playing around on YouTube as early as 13, though back then what he posted had little structure or consistency. It wasn’t much later, however, when he began to contemplate what he wanted to do with the rest of his life. “I decided I wanted to travel and I wanted to meet new people,” he recalled. 

“I’ve gotten people to say some things that while I’m editing the footage later I’m like, ‘I can’t believe I got them to say that.’”

It was around the age of 16 or 17 when he abandoned that first YouTube account and launched the Yafa Show, at first shooting it at local malls around his small hometown of Lakeville. But it turns out mall security doesn’t like you walking around bothering customers with a video camera, so he kept getting kicked out. “I wanted a more secure location where I could just come every week and have an actual talk show kind of format,” he said. “So on Fridays I’d get out of school and get in my car, in my 2000 Pontiac Sunfire, and I’d drive about 45 minutes to downtown Minneapolis.” He’d often arrive around 11 p.m., just as young 20 somethings would begin herding from bar to bar. Yafa would set up his tripod, pick up his microphone, and begin asking people walking by if they were willing to be interviewed.

The concept of the Yafa Show is deceptively simple in that its description belies the skill and dexterity that goes into making it. On his phone he keeps a list of questions that he believes many people find themselves wondering but are too afraid to ask. Do women really fake orgasms, and why? How much daily masturbation is too much? Why do couples cheat? Once he’s chosen a question, he then proceeds to ask it to every single person who agrees to appear in front of his camera. Often, there will be group dynamics at play as he asks a couple friends together and they each riff off each other. Other times he’ll interview them alone, which can sometimes produce cringe-worthy moments as he asks that person a sometimes deeply personal question. Sometimes a person, upon hearing the question, will walk away without answering it. But perhaps his most consistent observation about the people he interviews is how much information they’re willing to give up. 

“I’ve gotten people to say some things that while I’m editing the footage later I’m like, ‘I can’t believe I got them to say that.’”

Yafa’s editing process is perhaps the most important component to his show. When it’s at its best, it’s not simply a chronological replaying of answers, but rather he groups the answers into thematic sequences that tell a longer story arc about how human beings approach a cultural issue. In the video on how much masturbation is too much, for instance, we learn there’s a solid contingent of free-flowing, everything goes individuals who think there’s never too much. Then we’re introduced to the prudes who consider more than once or twice a day for self-indulgence as rather pathetic. And then general consensus seems to settle on chaffing and blisters signalling that you’ve reached your daily limit. The follow-up questions become increasingly personal as Yafa switches from how much masturbation is too much to direct inquiries into how often his interview subjects masturbate themselves.

“He is a journalist and a cultural critic,” said Dane Golden, the vice president of marketing for Octoly, which consults with brands on how to properly utilize YouTube Yafa reached out to Golden a few years ago and he’s since become a mentor and a kind of unofficial producer for the Yafa Show. “He’s going out into the world and finding people and asking them what they think and he’s doing serious reporting, even if it’s on not so serious topics.”

And it may be Yafa’s status as a person of color that allows him to wade into often taboo subjects like cultural and racial stereotypes—asking his interview subjects to provide answers that they may not want recorded for posterity a decade from now. An 18-year-old freshman at the University of Minnesota or UCLA who’s answering questions like “What’s the definition of a bad bitch?” or “Signs she’s on her period?” likely won’t find his or her answers so humorous once they’ve entered the job market, so perhaps Yafa’s best talent is getting these people to shed their inhibitions and caution and blurt out whatever thoughts reside within the id. 

“I think it’s important to make the interviewee feel as comfortable as possible—a true conversation rather than just hitting them with question after question,” Yafa said. “It feels like we’re just a whole bunch of bros talking about the girl they want, and I think that’s the way you can get the best answer from people.”

It wasn’t long before the University of Minnesota campus began to seem too small and confined for the ambition of the show, so on his spring break of senior year in high school, Yafa piled his stuff into his car and set off across the country, heading toward West Virginia and the Big 10 colleges in the area. 

“He is a journalist and a cultural critic.” —Dane Golden

“I was 17 and I couldn’t really stay in a hotel, so I slept in my car for those seven days. At 3am, after I was done interviewing, I’d sleep there and then wake up at like 6am freezing. Then I’d drive to a new city, plan out the interview for the day and shoot at night. I just did that for seven days straight. I’d shower at gas stations. It was very low budget.”

A surprising thing happened as he went from campus to campus: Some people recognized him, and sometimes he’d have a line of people waiting to be interviewed. It was a sign that he was slowly but surely building an audience of fans. His most explosive growth, however, came after one of his videos was featured on WorldStarHipHop, the controversial website that has aggregated everything from funny videos to footage of young people, often minorities, engaging in violent fist fights (the website’s founder, Q, has been accused of promulgating negative stereotypes). WorldStarHipHop is so popular and powerful that major entertainers regularly choose to debut exclusive music videos there. “The day that happened, my phone got a notification every two minutes for the rest of the day and the following day. I had to put my phone on vibrate it was getting beeped so much. I was getting messages from people on Facebook, people texting me and saying, ‘Everybody at the University of Minnesota is talking about your video!”

When Yafa graduated, he flew to Spain for a week for a brief vacation, but once he came back he spent a day in Minnesota before packing up his stuff and heading to L.A. He wasn’t even 18 years old yet and therefore couldn’t sign a lease, so for the next few months he sublet in an apartment with six other roommates and got a job at a Starbucks a 45-minute bike ride away. (You can see a Starbucks in the background many of his most recent videos.) Almost immediately after turning 18 he got a job at a sports bar and has been there ever since, working at the bar at night and then shooting the Yafa Show on his days off.

At first, he was plagued with self doubt about whether he’d made the right decision and if the show would ever really take off. “I remember I was at a Starbucks going over some ideas, and I had a guy approach me who said, ‘Yo Yafa, I’m a big fan, I didn’t know you moved to L.A. I watched your show back when you were in Minnesota. Big fan.’ And that gave me all the motivation I needed to go back out there and start shooting.” Within months, he became a fixture on the UCLA campus, and by living in L.A., he’s begun to make some crucial relationships that might lead to future collaborations with entertainers and famous YouTubers.

But during our entire conversation there was one topic he never broached: money, or, more specifically, how he planned to make it. So I asked him about his business model. Was it to simply rack up views and participate as a YouTube partner, taking a cut of pre-roll ads on his video? “I’m a YouTube partner,” he said. “I think when the content is sometimes risque, it’s harder to get advertisers on the show.” And some YouTubers have complained over the years that the pre-roll ads don’t pay very high rates, requiring you to amass millions and millions of views per month in order to make decent money—a bar Yafa hasn’t reached yet.

A surprising thing happened as he went from campus to campus: Some people recognized him. 

Instead, he’d like to pursue an avenue already being mined by other major YouTube personalities—direct sponsorship. “Maybe a clothing line to go along with it,” he said. “Or maybe a travel sponsor.” In this scenario, a hotel chain or airline pays for him to travel from city to city to shoot his show. He’s also contemplated selling merchandise, like T-shirts with his face and show logo on them. “I’m focused [on revenue], but I’m not purely focused on it. Right now I feel like working on the content is the most important thing and once the show gets big enough the sponsors will come to you.”

I asked Yafa’s friend and mentor, Dane Golden, about the longterm business viability of the show. Golden has worked on the brand side of YouTube sponsorships, after all. He didn’t seem worried about Yafa’s prospects and said it would be disastrous for his brand if he started using cheap gimmicks to juice up his YouTube views for advertisers. 

“He’s gradually finding an audience and it isn’t happening right away,” Golden said. “He is doing all he needs to do. He could do some collaborations [with other YouTube personalities], and collabs are how smaller YouTubers get bigger, but he doesn’t want to do it with just anybody, he wants to only do it with people who really identify with his audience and his type of show. So that takes time to find that audience.”

Until he does find that audience, Yafa will continue to get up, work his sports bar job, and then shoot on his days off, staying up all night editing the video while subsisting on coffee and chicken nuggets. Because that’s what he set out to do when he threw away a traditional career trajectory to pursue this dream. Most kids his age haven’t even figured out what they’re going to major in in college. Yafa, though he couldn’t pinpoint the exact number of subscribers he needs to have crossed the threshold between amateur YouTuber and professional, at least knows where he’s going. 

“It’s the point where if you tell a random person on the street that you have this number of subscribers, whether it’s 50,000 or 100,000, they say, ‘Wow!’ That’s how I’ll know I made it.”

Simon Owens is a technology and media journalist living in Washington, D.C. This article was originally published on his personal site. Follow him on Twitter, Facebook, or Google+. Email him at simonowens@gmail.com.

Screengrab via the Yafa Show/YouTube

Here's every title coming to Netflix in December

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While you’re still trying to recover from Thanksgiving, Black Friday, and the tryptophan hangover that comes with eating too many leftovers, Netflix has been slaving away in Santa’s workshop to bring you brand new titles for December. Thanks to this bounty of new streaming options, Christmas has come early.

For folks looking to do a bit of binge-watching during their holiday break, the streaming giant has provided the third season of American Horror Story: Coven, Comedy Bang! Bang!, and the second season of IFC’s Maron for your enjoyment

If you’re looking to get lost in a little nostalgia while you’re visiting back home, consider Almost Famous, American Beauty, Troop Beverly Hills, or Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion.

While you’re at it, drop Santa a note asking him to stuff your stocking with a renewal of your Netflix subscription so you don’t miss any of these gems—or the ones to come in 2015.

Before you do, make sure you’re caught up on everything leaving Netflix Dec. 1.

Dec. 1

A Knight’s Tale (2001)

Almost Famous (2000)

American Beauty (1999)

Bewitched (2005)

Camp Takota (2014)

Jewtopia (2012)

Knights of Badassdom (2014)

Madison (2005)

Out of the Clear Blue Sky (2012)

Out of Time (2003)

The Out-of-Towners (1999)

Troop Beverly Hills (1989)

Turbo FAST: New Episodes (2014)

Dec. 3–6:

American Horror Story: Coven (2013)

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues: Super Sized Version (2013)

Ava & Lala (2014)

Bill Burr: I’m Sorry You Feel That Way (2014)

Oculus (2014)

Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

Son of God (2014)

Dec. 8–11

Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown: Season Three (2013)

A Haunted House 2 (2014)

Drive Hard (2014)

I Am Ali (2014)

The Village (2004)

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

Dec. 12–15:

Broadchurch: Season 1 (2013)

Don’t Blink (2014)

Jake Squared (2014)

Marco Polo (2014)

Nick Offerman: American Ham (2014)

Dec. 18–23:

All Hail King Julien (2014)

Dark Skies (2013)

The Honourable Woman: Season 1 (2013)

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)

Ragnarok (2014)

Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)

The Trip to Italy (2014)

Dec. 24–30:

Behaving Badly (2014)

Child of God (2014)

Comedy Bang! Bang!: Season 3 (2013)

Good People (2014)

I, Frankenstein (2014)

Jessie: Season 3 (2013)

Labor Day (2013)

Last Weekend (2014)

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014)

Maron: Season 2 (2013)

H/T Decider | Photo via scottfeldstein/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

Jimmy Pardo's post-Thanksgiving podcast raises money for a good cause

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Comedy podcasts aim to bring a smile to listeners' faces, but the annual Thanksgiving Pardcast-a-Thon goes the extra mile as a charity benefit for Smile Train.

Smile Train is a clef lip and palate repair organization that Jimmy Pardo and his band of comedy heavyweights annually support with their Black Friday event at the ACME Comedy Theater in Hollywood. This year, for the sixth annual edition, Never Not Funny's Pardo joins forces with Matt Belknap and Pat Francis to welcome Doug Benson, Weird Al, Sarah Silverman, General Hospital star Jason Thompson, Scott Aukerman, Paul F. Tompkins, and more than 20 more surprise guests.

"This is going to be the ultimate PCAT," Pardo told the Daily Dot. "We literally have more show than time this year. Every star that could do it is… we have an amazing lineup. [We're] hoping to raise a ton of dough for a great cause."

Pardcast-a-Thon has helped raise half a million dollars for Smile Train. Past special guest appearances have included Conan O'Brien, Zach Galifianakis, Jon Hamm, Bob Saget, Kevin Nealon, and many others.

Fans can catch the event on both  www.nevernotfunny.com and on JASH's Video Podcast Network. The event runs from noon to midnight PT on Nov 28.

CleftClips|Flickr (CC BY 2.0) | Remix by Jason Reed

Lawyer's intricate blog may have just solved 'Serial'

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If you’re listening to Serial, you might be bemoaning the lack of a new episode this Thanksgiving. But the absence of a new pod does not mean your Serial supply need run dry. Enthusiasts all over the Web are cooking up theories and analyzing timelines. One fan, Susan Simpson, has gone the extra mile and done call-by-call, in-depth analysis of the various accounts given by Jay, Adnan, Jenn, Nisha, and Cathy, replete with graphics to help you visualize the supposed location of the calls.

Simpson details the accounts given and the locations indicated by the cell-phone towers that “pinged” for each call.  She then summarizes what the cell phone records show regarding the actual credibility of each story in neat, simple English.

Simpson, a lawyer who focuses primarily on the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act and white collar defense, makes no claim to have cracked the case. But she sure has poked some gaping holes in Jay’s story. So if you’re hankering for more Serial this holiday and you want to get into the nitty gritty details with some fine clean writing, give Simpson’s analysis a read.

Photo via Chris/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

'The West Wing' is still home to TV's best Thanksgivings

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NBC's The West Wing, which ran from 1999 to 2006,  is widely considered one of the greatest TV dramas of all time. It won 26 Emmys, including four for Outstanding Drama Series. But don't let its pedigree as a critically acclaimed drama fool you—the Aaron Sorkin series about life on the president's senior staff was equal parts dramatic, poignant, and funny. In fact, some of The West Wing's best comedy bits come from its two Thanksgiving episodes.

What better way to spend your Thanksgiving afternoon before the big feast arrives than by looking back at some of TV's funniest Thanksgiving moments?

Pilgrim detectives and the arrival of the turkeys

At the beginning of Season 2 Episode 8 "Shibboleth," White House Communications Director Toby Ziegler (Richard Schiff) and his deputy Sam Seaborn (Rob Lowe) are working on the president's Thanksgiving proclamation. Toby, ever the straight man, wants to focus on the task at hand, but Sam wants to let off a little steam with an idea for an action-adventure series. After Press Secretary C.J. Cregg (Allison Janney) interrupts them, they—along with Deputy Chief of Staff Josh Lyman (Bradley Whitford)—find a way to get back at her.


A touching moment over a turkey knife

One of the best relationships on The West Wing was the one between President Jed Bartlet (Martin Sheen) and his personal aide Charlie Young (Dulé Hill). In "Shibboleth," the president has dispatched Charlie to find him the best turkey-carving knife available. After several failed attempts, Charlie arrives with "a winner." What he doesn't know is the reason why the president needs a new knife in the first place: He's giving his current, historic knife to one of his closest staff members.


Pardoning a second turkey

In the real world, the White House has taken to letting the public decide which of two turkeys the president should pardon. In "Shibboleth," C.J. Cregg has the unenviable job of choosing between candidates Troy and Eric. She picks Eric because he's more photogenic, but once she realizes the awful reality of what this means for Troy, she decides to ask the president to extend his executive mercy a second time.

This clip contains the best presidential Thanksgiving dialog in television history.

"The more photo-friendly of the two gets a presidential pardon and a full life at a children's zoo," Cregg says. "The runner-up gets eaten." 

"If the Oscars were like that," Bartlet deadpans, "I'd watch."

The Butterball Hotline

If you're a fan of The West Wing, you know this scene—from Season 3 Episode 8 "The Indians in the Lobby"—like the back of your hand. The president finds himself in need of turkey-cooking advice, and he can't consult his executive chef because he's embarrassed about mistakenly scolding the man.

Charlie has informed the president that there is a number you can call to get Thanksgiving meal-preparation advice from experts: the "Butterball Hotline," known in the real world as Butterball's Turkey Talk-Line. When Bartlet calls the number himself, his staff must scramble to conceal his identity.

Presidential phone calls don't get much funnier than this.


The meaning of Thanksgiving

Let's end on a hopeful note. The episode "Shibboleth" revolves around a group of Christian Evangelicals who fled persecution in China and arrived in California. The California National Guard has been watching over them at an immigration facility while the president's team debates whether or not to send them back to China. After meeting with the group's leader to assess the veracity of his professed faith, the president figures out a way to let the pilgrims stay in the U.S. without formally welcoming them and angering China.

"They made it to the new world," the president tells Lyman.

And that is the true meaning of Thanksgiving.

Screengrab via YouTube

Dogs everywhere tune into to catch the National Dog Show

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Today, the National Dog Show may have been overshadowed by the parade, the football, and the food. Lost in the all of the Thanksgiving chaos, you may not have sat down and watched Nathan the bloodhound's rise to victory, or the tiny miniature pinscher that escaped his owner and dashed his (their?) championship dreams. 

It was a year full of drama, and you missed all of it. But you know who didn't? Dogs. Dogs tuned in to watch their version of the Miss America pageant go down today. Allow me to present a Vine compilation of dogs watching the National Dog Show. 








Also grabbing the show was one judgmental cat. 

Photo via abardwell/Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)


Rashida Jones and Jimmy Fallon break out the holiday parodies

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The turkey’s barely settled, but it’s already time to bring out the holiday parodies.

In what’s turned into an annual traditionJimmy Fallon and Rashida Jones teamed up to bring together the biggest hits of the year to the tune of holiday cheer, just as we’re coming to terms with the surplus of tryptophan in our systems.

Starting off with the often-forgotten Thanksgiving carols, it’s a musical journey through the highs and lows of the next month that’ll easily have people singing, “Turducken for what” and clamoring for more booze. If nothing else, it’s a welcome twist on songs you’ve likely heard way too often on the radio lately.

They still can’t let it go—but unlike Frozen, that may be a good thing.

Screengrab via The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon/YouTube

Sexy hedgehogs, shapeshifters, and the future of erotic fiction

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Rule 34 of the Internet clearly states that if something exists, there is a porn version of it. In the post–Fifty Shades world of erotic fiction, there should be a corollary: If something doesn’t exist, there is an erotica ebook about it. Not just vampires (that’s kid stuff), but Santa, the Yeti, the Loch Ness Monster, Leprechauns, even the Sphinx

With the rise of ebooks, erotic fiction in general has skyrocketed in popularity. Although paranormal romance (think Twilight) has fallen from its former spot as the most popular subgenre, it is a mainstay. 

Romance subgenres never die—they just mate with other subgenres.

According to Lauren Plude, associate editor at Forever Romance, regular old ultra-macho men—you know, MMA fighters, bodyguards, millionaires, rock stars—who are currently “having a moment.” Plude believes paranormal is poised to make a comeback, however, thanks to upcoming titles marrying the paranormal with the relatively new and popular genre of New Adult fiction. Romance subgenres never die—they just mate with other subgenres to form stronger, sexier, more beautifully niche sub-subgenres. 

One of the most compelling sub-subgenres of paranormal romance are books about shapeshifters. These are, basically, other kinds of weres besides wolves: men and women who can transform into animals—both literally and in the bedroom. Writer Celia Kyle is a queen of the genre, penning BBW (that’s Big Beautiful Women, in case Drake didn’t let you know) shapeshifter romances involving werebears, were–snow leopards (snow wereleopards?), weredragons, wereyeti, and even werehedgehogs. 

Yup, you read that right. Werehedgehogs.

I wanted to find out if, first and foremost, hedgehogs—those cute little prickle baskets that float in bathtubs and curl up in tiny balls—could actually be sexy. I found out a lot more than that.

In the immaculately named Hedging His Bets—which Kyle cowrote with author Mina Carter—Blake Carlisle (aka “bad-boy Blake Carlisle”) is a big, badass biker bro... with a secret. 

Blake was a shape shifter, yes, but he preferred to remain in his human form because the fates were bitches with a twisted sense of humor. … Blake was a werehedgehog.
Men and women transform into animals—both literally and in the bedroom.

Shapeshifting isn’t unusual in Blake’s small town, but his particular spirit animal isn’t a point of pride for the strapping, leather-clad man. When Blake gets in touch with his animalistic nature, he turns into a prickly, adorable little creature—a “hedgie,” as the book repeatedly calls them. 

Blake’s unrequited “mate” is Honey, the “Amazonian” owner of the local bar and grill and mother to three rescue hedgehogs. 

Plopping down on the floor, she opened the cage and lifted each of them out. She rolled around on the ground making yipping noises, mimicking them to the best of her ability, and just playing with the cute little things. … Who needed a man when she had hedges?

It’s clear that Blake and Honey are meant to be together—because she loves hedgehogs and he loves rubenesque beauties. Also, because the book tells as much and then lets us in on each of their super-horny inner monologues (there is much dampness and/or throbbing between thighs and the word “ministrations” is used with abandon). 

The heat of her flush drifted toward him, but so did something else. Something musky and delicious that called to his inner beast.

That inner beast being a hedgehog. 

But it’s not magic or witchcraft or even a mean, hungry cat that keeps these two apart—it’s something eminently more relatable: insecurity. 

Honey fears that, despite his seriously unceasing and not remotely subtle advances, Blake would actually reject her extra-curvy self, which causes her to preemptively reject him, time and again. Muscular bad-boy (don’t forget!) Blake isn’t without fear either. He worries that Honey wants a more staid type of man.

She was probably into Mr. Sensible Sales Executive. Mr. Two Point Four Children with a nice family sedan and a pension plan. Not a shifter with a bad rep and a penchant for powerful bikes.

But despite Honey’s rejections, low-self-esteem, and frequent crying, Blake hatches a plan to appeal to her maternal, caring side. 

He dropped to his knees as bones popped and slid under his skin. Skin which rippled over his form as he reduced in mass from a six-foot-plus lean, mean sex God (or so he liked to think) to small, cute and spiny.

Blake shifts form and lets his fellow werehedgie, Katie—Honey’s employee and only friend—give him a beating for the ages. Then, he parks his injured little self next to Honey’s car, waiting for her to find and rescue him. When she does, she names him “Normy” and he wastes no time settling right into her cleavage. 

Once parked she rushed inside, purse dangling from one arm, keys in the other hand and a hedgie who refused to let go of her boobs. Damn it. If he were a guy, she’d call him a horny little bugger.

No spoilers, but after a veterinary appointment with a miniature rectal thermometer, a far-flung hedgie, a ruined date, and a super-nude misunderstanding, Blake finally reveals his true nature to Honey. 

“I’m Norman. I’m…” He swallowed hard, Adam’s apple sliding along his neck. “I’m a werehedgehog. I sorta made sure you rescued me.”

After a few more tortured chapters of accusations and mistrust and anger and motorcycle accidents, Blake and Honey can’t contain their passion any longer and consummate their love in a train-blush-inducing and (thankfully) entirely human sex scene. 

A hedgehog fit in her palm. Blake? Hell, she didn’t think that his dick would fit in her hand, let alone the rest of him… Honey had turned into a werehedgehog whore.

Well, almost entirely human:

Despite being only pounds in his hedgie form, he was all male baby. His beast side, his hedgie, clamored at him to drive his cock deep.

A truly, unambiguously happy ending. 

That satisfaction is exactly what the scores and scores of online erotica can provide—and best of all, provide quickly. If you’re going to eat junk food, you want it to hit the spot as soon as possible. Although “my biker boyfriend turns into a tiny hedgehog and I have chronically low self-esteem due to socially regulated beauty standards” might seem like an insurmountable set of problems, watching two characters hash them out in under 70 pages is its own reward. 

Romantic Bookaholic promises, “This is a short book … perfect for that random hour.”

Over on Amazon, many of the reviews rave over how “cute” or “hot” or even “funny” the book is, and some complain that the tome isn’t long enough, but just as many praise the length or ease of reading. “Short, sweet easy read and sexy hot,” Dina Flores gushes, while Romantic Bookaholic promises, “This is a short book that is perfect for that random hour.” Rebecca D recommends it “if you just want a quick, easygoing read.” 

Online erotica hits the spot fast, and then over and over, just the way we want it. 

Shapeshifter romances speak to a common fear—that there is something weird or scary inside of us. Beautifully, they provide a reassurance that it’s precisely that hidden shame that makes us most appealing. As much as Blake’s shifter status is part of his truest self, Honey’s weight is part of hers, and that is what makes them perfect for each other. 

These stories follow a few variations on a formula. This one could be summed up as: shapeshifter meets mate, shapeshifter cannot be with mate due to outside circumstances and/or internal conflict, shapeshifter concocts elaborate plot for seduction that includes shapeshifting, shapeshifting seduction plot goes terribly awry, catastrophic event occurs but the ensuing honesty, communication and understanding lead to boning. The art of these books isn’t found in the prose, but by combining a formula and a message that readers crave and delivering on them in a way that’s endlessly satisfying. Ultimately, it’s the climax—literally, that joyously realized, soulmate-level sex—that we have all been waiting for.


Photo via Leon Brocard/Flickr (CC BY 2.0), Yoppy/Flickr (CC BY 2.0) | Remix by Jason Reed

Forget football: Here are 12 holiday films to stream on Netflix

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Nothing says holiday spirit like sitting around the living room watching White Christmas after stuffing yourself with turkey and fixings.

Thanks to a nicely curated selection of seasonal films, Netflix has something for nearly everyone. The choices run from timeless classics to romantic comedies set in that time of year when anything can happen. And while the streaming options focus on Thanksgiving and/or Christmas, the films generally lack any sort of proselytizing, so it’s easy to sit back and enjoy. (Or, if you’re watching on your smartphone, lean forward and squint.)

Here’s our slate of a dozen picks—one for each of the 12 days of Christmas.

1) Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Steve Martin and John Candy are travelers thrown together on a trek from New York to Chicago. Flight delays challenge their efforts to get home in time for the holiday with the fussy Martin and boorish Candy battling each other and the elements in a memorable John Hughes comedy.

2) Ernest Saves Christmas

Don’t judge. If you are looking for purely escapist laughter and harmless physical comedy, all signs point to the late Jim Varney, whose Ernest movies made several piles of dough thanks to the titular prototypical goober with a heart of gold. In this 1988 film, Varney is a taxi driver who helps a down-and-out Santa with his special sack of goodies make his deliveries on time.

3) The Nightmare Before Christmas

Often considered one of the world’s best animated classics, Tim Burton’s box office hit tells the story of Jack Skellington (voiced by Chris Sarandon) who goes from Halloween Town to Christmas Town in search of the perfect holiday celebration. The script grew out of a poem authored by Burton and was later turned into a film in partnership with Disney and Touchstone Pictures.

4) Sleepless in Seattle

The first of two Tom Hanks-Meg Ryan romcoms (You’ve Got Mail being the second) features Hanks as a widowed Chicago architect whose son has one Christmas wish—a new wife for his dad. This 1993 film is a funny heartstring-tugger in which the couple destined to be together actually don’t meet until the end of the film.

5) Love Actually

A delightful Richard Curtis gem (he of Notting Hill and Four Weddings and a Funeral fame) featuring a who’s who of British actors with a series of diverse plots that cleanly comes together by the film’s end. This 2003 movie takes place in the weeks before Christmas with Bill Nighy as an aging rock god making a comeback with a new seasonal hit, a true scene stealer.

6) The Muppet Christmas Carol

This 1992 take on Charles Dickens’ famous short novel is an live-action adaptation featuring the Muppets and is the first film released after the death of founder Jim Henson. Long on music and typical Muppet antics, the film features Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge and Kermit the Frog (of course) as Bob Cratchit. 

7) Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Up there with Plan 9 From Outer Space, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is regarded as one of the worst films of all time. This 1964 science-fiction throwback is noted for being a prime object for ridicule by MST3K, RiffTrax, and pretty much every gathering where those viewing have gone a bit heavy on the holiday grog.

8) Call Me Claus

Perhaps bending the rules a bit, this 2001 holiday film is of the made-for-TV variety. Whoopi Goldberg winds up taking over for Santa after Mr. Claus decides to hang up his sleigh after 200 years on the rooftops. The film is geared to deliver a message about the spirit of the holidays, but honestly, it’s just fun to see Whoopi Goldberg in a furry red suit.

9) Scrooged

On the heels of his great success in Ghostbusters, Bill Murray parlayed his fame in this 1988 film, which was yet another remake of the Dickens classic.

Murray, as only he can, plays a grumpy TV executive who has found fame and fortune at the expense of his personal life. A rather eclectic cast of Carol Kane, John Forsythe, Bobcat Goldthwait, and Robert Mitchum assume the usual roles in Christmases past, present, and future.  

It's must-watch for Bill Murray fans. (That covers pretty much everyone.)

10) White Christmas

Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye are World War II buddies turned entertainers in this 1954 classic. It’s a spin on the old “let’s put on a show” routine made popular by the likes of Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney. Crosby and Kaye come to the aid of their former commander who has sunk his life savings into a ski lodge in dire need of cliente.

And yes, it features the song “White Christmas,” penned by Irving Berlin.

11) The House of Yes

A dark comedy featuring indie favorite Parker Posey and Josh Hamilton as twins whose father disappeared the night of President John Kennedy’s assassination. One Thanksgiving, Hamilton brings home his new fiancée Tori Spelling which turns a normally peaceful holiday chaotic. A Sundance winner which also provided Spelling a Razzie nomination for worst new film star of 1997.

12) Trading Places

Although not in keeping with the biblical message of peace on Earth, good will to all men, Trading Places brings together the comic genius of Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy as two men who willingly switch places at Christmas on a bet between two orney old coots (Ralph Bellamy and Don Ameche). The scene of Ackroyd dressed in santa suit, with large turkey leg in hand, on the bus in Philadelphia is priceless. Actually, all of the scenes in this 1983 John Hughes film are priceless. 

It’s a bit of a bummer, but the lone Hanukkah film, Eight Crazy Nights, is only available as a DVD rental on Netflix. If you order now, you can beat the crowd; the festival of lights starts sundown Dec. 16.

Photo via Y0$HlMl/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

Syrian war gets its own hit YouTube series in 'Umm Abduh'

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War begets war, and war begets gruelling art: Guernica, Wilfred Owen, For Whom The Bell Tolls. The war in Syria—now in its third year, having claimed close to 200,000 lives—may be witnessing the conception of its own artistic legacy, albeit a legacy with twists.

“Umm Abduh,” is a YouTube webseries set and filmed in the rebel-held Syrian town Aleppo. Among the series’ caveats is that it’s starred in by Syrian children in the place of adult actors, in an effort to confront the traumatic toll the war has brought upon the country’s youth.

Series Producer Adnan Hadad told BBC, “Umm Abduh is the main actor in the series and she is a regular girl from Aleppo. She is imitating the role of Syrian women living under siege and under the constant shelling and constant airstrikes.”

Rasha is the series’ 9-year-old leading actress. She plays Umm Abduh al-Halabiya, its housewife protagonist. Rasha lives with her parents, and since the war began, hasn’t risked going to school in a town stricken with the constant threat of indiscriminate violence.

In her role as Umm Abduh, she imitates the hardships of Syrians living in war-torn Aleppo: running a household on severe shortages, marrying off daughters and negotiating dowries with rebel fighters. “Umm Abduh” is satire—its humor unambiguously takes the side of anti-Assad rebels, while poking fun at the extreme factions emerging from the conflict, such as Islamic State (ISIS) and al-Nusra, a rival jihadist group.

“My dream is to wake up in the morning and water the plants on my balcony and look up at the sky and see only birds and pigeons,” Umm Abduh laments in one episode’s more poetic moments.

Aleppo, where “Umm Abduh” is filmed, was a town of unprecedented historical exploits: a capital of the illustrious Ottoman Empire, home of the war-weary crusader-castle known intimidatingly as The Citadel, and its Great Mosque, whose ancient minaret was levelled during especially heavy shelling in October of last year.

But in “Umm Abduh,” we see none of this Aleppo. We’re shown only the residential areas of the city, suburbs safe to maneuver with children and film crews. The scenes of destruction are potent, the real footage of helicopters dropping barrel bombs compelling. According to AFP, the semi-professional crew of “Umm Abduh” have had to rely on generators and car batteries to charge their cameras because Aleppo has long been deprived of electricity.

The hit series is produced by Lamba Productions, based in Gaziantep, Turkey, just shy of Syria’s northern border. This proximity to Syria is not a coincidence. Lamba’s team is, in fact, comprised largely of Syrian exiles—there are approximately 1.6 million displaced Syrians in Turkey alone.

The 30-episode show was released during Ramadan this summer; its team is pursuing a TV deal with Arabic channels.

Does Rasha’s fame make her a high-value target to either extremists or the regime forces? Producer Hadad told BBC, “[Rasha] has willingly participated after getting consent from her family. This is something they have decided to do. Being an actress and participant that of course supports the people she’s living amongst is probably one of the very proud things to do.”

Screenshot via Umm Abduh/YouTube

Creative lessons in crowdfunding with the ladies of 'DIBS'

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Thanks to the success of Broad City, television is seeing a return to a golden age of great lady duos. Who will be the next Ilana and Abbi? With the advent of the webseries, and the ease of modern crowdfunding platforms like Kickstarter and Indiegogo, it could be anyone and their bestie.

Recently, that notion received a cheeky critique from Daily Show producer Jena Friedman, musician Reggie Watts, and other comedians in the video for the world’s first “non-funding” platform, WorkHarder. The video makes the point that creative success takes a lot more work than just sitting back and watching your funds roll in.

Certainly artists need some amount of money to see their projects to completion. So does all crowdfunding equal slacking?

Not if you ask Jessie Jolles and Tracy Soren, creators of the webseries DIBS. The series centers around a tightly-knit friendship, and that energy reverberates in a real-life conversation with the two. They speak in tandem, filling in details and finishing each other’s thoughts, pausing to give each other smiles, laughs, and accolades. They’ve got each other’s backs. But just beneath the surface of any conversation with Jolles and Soren is their tough-as-nails work ethic.


Eager to make meaningful content and show their production team due respect through proper pay and good meals, the duo launched a crowdfunding campaign, but not without serious thought. Before turning to crowdfunding, the team funded season one of DIBS out of pocket and split all expenses.

“It was 50-50,” Jolles said. “We didn’t know what it was going to cost but we knew we were going to split it.” They also wanted to show people what they were capable of doing before they asked for support.

“I think it’s important to have work out there so that you can ask for something that you’re proving,” she said. “We’ve done this, we’d now love your support.”


Season one was their first time running a production, but the results were successful and they quickly decided to do a second season. “We didn’t want to lose momentum,” Soren explained. “We’re workhorses, sometimes to a fault, but it’s also probably our greatest strength, and we just want to go go go go go.”

That energy was tempered with a practical and realistic mindset. “People take advantage of crowdfunding,” Jolles said, and the pair had no interest in jumping on that bandwagon. So they turned to Seed & Spark, a smaller, more selective crowdfunding platform, dedicated solely to independent filmmakers. They especially liked the transparency of the platform. Supporters could donate dollar amounts, purchase meals or equipment, or even offer to help by loaning necessities. The campaign was a terrific success, and they were shooting season two within four months of releasing their first season.

The second season was lauded for its humorous portrayal of an intimate female friendship. Jolles and Soren attribute this success in no small part to Seed & Spark’s terrific networking potential.

“We started to find people through Seed & Spark,” Soren said. The ladies also note how social media played a role—they’d tweet out their support of a campaign on Twitter and those filmmakers would tweet support for DIBS.

“Here are all these independent filmmakers and it’s a thing that we’re a part of now,” Soren explained. “It fosters such a community.”

With two seasons of the webseries under their belts, the duo focused on smaller projects but continued to produce content at a frenetic pace. “Shoot, shoot, shoot!” is their mantra, according to Jolles.

“You gotta do it,” Soren added.

Whether honing hilarious character work in Learning Together, a series featuring the twosome as homeschooled, Internet-less sisters who attend college and want to give you love, sex, and life advice, or keeping it real in a recent sketch in which two Jewish extras call out the ludicrous premise of a romantic scene that takes place in the Anne Frank House in The Fault In Our Stars, Soren and Jolles exhibit joyful chemistry.

Their latest video, a commercial parody for a call service that reminds you you’re about to get your period, was spawned by a real-life conversation. If DIBS was a big vision where they worked hard to iron out details and create a smooth production, their newer work comes from taking small ideas and blowing them up to scale with as little fuss as possible.


“Right now we get these ideas and then we just say, ‘We’re gonna shoot it this weekend,’” Soren said. From there, it’s just the twosome and a camera, and a helping hand or two if a friend is available. But if the projects sound smaller that doesn’t mean the ladies are taking them any less seriously.

“We have the equipment...we have our own budget... and we’ve gotten really good at feeding people on a very tight, tight budget,” Jolles added. “But we feed everybody, and they’re full!”

Now what was that about crowdfunders being slackers?

Screengrab via Soren & Jolles/YouTube 

Miranda Sings and Jerry Seinfeld take awkwardness to a new level

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Perhaps it seemed like a good idea at the time, but having YouTube sensation Miranda Sings on Jerry Seinfeld’s Crackle show, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, is a culture clash that is neither funny nor particularly insightful.

As a solo act, Miranda Sings, played with brilliance by comedian and actress Colleen Ballinger, is the perfect millennial persona: She's self-possessed, with a short attention span. Miranda has more than 2.5 million YouTube followers that attest to her popularity. Paired with Seinfeld, the net result is awkward and comes off like a father and daughter who hate each other yet are forced to occasionally see each other.


A number of reports state that Seinfeld became aware of Miranda through one of his daughters, who is a huge fan of the 28-year-old star. Thinking it would be a great way to introduce her to a wider audience, Seinfeld decided to put her in season five of his popular webseries. Season five also features Chris Rock, Jimmy Fallon, Amy Schumer, and Fred Armisen. Yes, this is the SAT question that asks, "Which of these people do not belong here?" 

The episode gets off to a tepid start when Miranda pretends to not know Seinfeld. She then launches into a tirade about the car he's driving (an Aston Martin) and argues about her homeschooling, makeup, Los Angeles traffic, and, at the restaurant, the waitress. Even stranger, she spews a series of oddly mispronounced words that are no doubt charming and humorous in other settings, but bewildering to a 60-year-old. (Yes, Seinfeld is 60.)

Seinfeld’s style of joking continually falls flat. As Miranda adjusts her lipstick, the billionaire sitcom legend says, “It’s your face, not a dead body at a crime scene.” 

As the “comedy” part of the episode winds down, Miranda selects a souvenir at a Hollywood shopping mall to remember the special day. Seinfeld thinks it’s a good idea because, “I don't think we'll be seeing a lot of each other after this.”

After the perfunctory Acura commercial, the episode returns with a 40- second interaction between Seinfeld and Ballinger as herself. To her credit, someone looking over my shoulder as I was watching the episode was stunned and said, “Is that the same person as in the show?” 

You do have to give some props to Crackle and Seinfeld for attempting to extend the footprint of his relatively older viewing audience. No doubt banter with comedians like Jay Leno, Carl Reiner, and Mel Brooks is of little interest to audiences younger than 35. This shot was a misfire, but by no means should the brains behind Comedians in Cars give up on this quest.

Screengrab via Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee 

Frank Ocean drops new track on Tumblr

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Tumblr has turned out to be an ideal place for musicians to engage with and excite their fans—as Taylor Swift has proven. But early this morning it was R&B singer-songwriter Frank Ocean who caught followers’ attention, posting his first new track since debut album Channel Orange dropped in 2012.

Memrise” falls just short of the two-minute mark and could well provide some connective tissue for the big sophomore release we’ve been expecting from Ocean. Featuring thinly processed vocals, weightless keyboards, and spare, clattering percussion, it’s almost painfully intimate. And that’s without even considering what a couplet like “I could fuck you all night long / From a memory alone” might mean.

It may just be a drop in the ocean, but well take it.

Photo via Facebook/Frank Ocean Italia 


Idinia Menzel confirms 'Frozen' sequel

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Frozen is the highest-grossing animated film in history and the fifth-most successful film in the universe, so naturally rumors that Disney is planning a sequel have kept fans buzzing for weeks.

Friday, in an interview in the Telegraph, star Idina Menzel says that the sequel is definitely on.

Menzel, who voiced the role of Queen Elsa in the family-friendly remake of The Shining, told the British newspaper that both a sequel as well as an anticipated Broadway version of the film are "in the works."

When asked if she was signed up for the movie sequel, Menzel replied, "hopefully. We’ll see. I’m just going along for the ride."

While her statement isn't an official confirmation from the studio, it's pretty close. After all, it's unlikely the studio would move forward with plans for a sequel without including Menzel, who sang the hit song "Let It Go" for the film and later the Oscars.

In the meantime, fans eager for more dispatches from the kingdom of Arendelle can enjoy a six-minute long short, Frozen Fever, from the Frozen production team. The short will land in theaters this spring—complete with a new song that will almost certainly earworm you until the real sequel arrives.

Photo via jiff01/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

YouTube's role is crucial in combatting sexism in STEM

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It’s no secret that sexism runs rampant throughout the comment sections of YouTube. Comments condemning creators’ appearances or clothing often find their way to the top of the section and detract from the educational messages of the videos.

While sexism affects every online community, its presence within female-run STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) and education channels is persistent. As YouTube educator and activist Emily Graslie describes, “There are not many women making educational channels on YouTube and then if they are, they deal with an incredible amount of sexism and discouragement.” The creator behind channel the Brain Scoop, Graslie tours the country to speak at conventions and universities with the agenda of empowering young women to pursue STEM careers.

In the United States, women only account for 24 percent of the STEM workforce. While these women earn 33 percent more than women in non-STEM-related jobs, they are often plagued by the frustrations of the old boys’ club monopolizing their fields. The online community—including blogs such as Everday Sexism and YouTube channels like the Brain Scoop, Braincraft, and Sally LePage—has become vital in not only combating sexism in the STEM fields but proving to young women they can pursue those fields. The conversation around sexism on YouTube is only growing louder, from panels at VidCon 2014 to individual videos made by creators on the subject.

YouTube really is a tool in the crusade against sexism, and its presence is more crucial than ever. Here are a few reasons why.

YouTube is creating a space for women’s voices to be heard

One of the best and worst things about YouTube is anyone can access it. Yes, the sexist comments are persistent and nasty, but for viewers using the platform every day to indulge in amazing content, the voices of the online STEM community speak louder than anything else. In her above video, Graslie curates a list of nearly 100 female-run STEM channels for viewers to indulge and take part in the conversation. That’s nearly 100 more scientists viewers didn’t have access to before, and now, they have access on the most personal level.

The platform has also become a place for creators to share openly with their fans about the struggles of being a female in a male-dominated field. In August, biologist Sally Le Page took to her channel to speak about the effects impostor syndrome—a mindset in which a person doesn’t think they’re good enough despite having evidence to the contrary—has had on her career. Le Page shared her experiences of feeling like an impostor in her own field and despite speaking mostly to the STEM community, she received hundreds of comments from people of every occupation stating how this resonated with them. By speaking openly, Le Page set an example for others to do the same. In turn, her personal story helped put a face to the overwhelming subject of sexism in STEM.

YouTube helps STEM employees and enthusiasts form a community to combat sexism

“One thing that’s been really great about my community is that they’ve stepped up and started, not policing themselves, but they kind of speak for me,” Graslie said in a past interview. “I made that video [Where My Ladies At?], I put my foot down and said, 'I will not tolerate this kind of behavior or kind of comments on my channel or in my community, so you’re not welcome here.' And since then, if a comment does arise, my community and my loyal audience have been really fantastic in responding to people.”

YouTube has given face-to-face interaction to a community of women passionate about education and science. Unlike blogs and lectures, YouTube is personal, and with support, creators and fans can speak openly about the effect sexism is having on their channel and STEM careers.

Graslie’s public response against sexism is one that sets a great example for young women, teaching them to be intolerant of the narrow-minded people who might plague their career.

YouTube proves to young girls that women do pursue STEM fields, and rock them!

While the number of women pursuing STEM-related careers is still remarkably low, YouTube provides an outlet for these women to come forward and share their passions with others. By seeing biologists such as Le Page and physicists such as Dianna Cowern pursuing theirs, young female viewers are inspired to do the same. And that is the most powerful tool YouTube can provide its audience: Role models who make a difference by just being themselves.

In terms of equality, the STEM field still has a long way to go to accommodate and empower the women in its field. But with each new female-run STEM channel on YouTube and each discussion that persists in the comments, the platform becomes a more influential and vital tool in combating sexism.

In the future, when women in the STEM field ask where their ladies at, the overwhelming response will be: right here.

Screengrab via thebrainscoop/YouTube 

The 13 best standup specials on Netflix

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For about the first half hour of festivities, Thanksgiving is a wonderful time. The outside world seems at peace as your family gathers together to appreciate the company of one another and enjoy a lovingly home-cooked meal. But after having to tolerate another one of your aunt’s guilt trips or pretend your rabid, screaming cousins are cute, nerves start to wear thin, and suddenly you’re thankful that this madness happens only once a year.

As you slowly regain consciousness from a self-administered and near lethal dose of tryptophan, you have to find a way to maintain your sanity. Instead of suffering through another thankless football game surrounded by all your creepy uncles and in-laws, find yourself a quiet room and strap in for some jokes from comedians whose families who are even more messed up than yours.

Here are 13 standup specials currently streaming on Netflix that are guaranteed to make your Thanksgiving a lot more tolerable. 

1) Chelsea Peretti’s One of the Greats

While you might be familiar with the comedian's work from her roles on The Kroll Show or Brooklyn Nine-Nine, what you might not know is that Peretti is a “direct vessel of god.” In her Netflix special, Peretti takes her absurdity to the next level with legendary jokes that deal with ego and hot girls who use the hashtag #nomakeup on Instagram.

2) John Mulaney’s New In Town

Though his Fox sitcom Mulaney has received a less than stellar reception, it’s not because of this comedian's lack of material. The former SNL writer and co-creator of the character Stefon might look like your squeaky-clean Irish Catholic white guy in a suit, but there’s a bent to his perspective that makes his comedy so addicting. 

3) Morgan Murphy’s Irish Goodbye

“A lot of people assume I’m a lesbian; I’m not. I’m just sad, and it reads the same,” Murphy bluntly states as she begins her hilarious dive into a self-deprecating set. From there, things only get more twisted as she plumbs the depths of self loathing and explores the subtle racism of credit card companies. 

4) Nick Thune's Folk Hero 

Between the bushy beard and the acoustic guitar, Folk Hero seems like an appropriate title for Thune’s first special, but don’t let appearances fool you. With bizarre puns, inventive one-liners, and long setups about saving a fireman from a burning building, this comedian's sense of humor is anything but pedestrian. 

5) Rob Delaney’sLive at the Bowery Ballroom

You might think an hour would be a lot of time to fill for Delaney, given that his rise to prominence has mainly been because of his 140-character jokes on Twitter. But never fear, this is a man who is as prolific as he is hairy. It’s all the gorgeously grotesque body talk you’ve come to expect and then some.

6) Zach Galifianakis’Live at the Purple Onion

Long before he was Alan in The Hangover franchise, Zach Galifianakis was storming the stage in San Francisco, baring his belly and spouting out bizarre punchlines about The Amazing Race while playing the piano. If all that doesn’t entice you, then an appearance from Zach’s brother Seth is sure to seal the deal.

7) Women Who Kill

Women Who Kill isn't just a lethal dose of comedy; it's a good value. With performances by Amy Schumer, Rachel Feinstein, Nikki Glaser, and Marina Franklin, the only thing not to like is that it's only an hour long. 

8) Reggie WattsWhy $#!+ So Crazy?

God bless, Reggie Watts. He’s an artist whose talent is as big as his Afro and his special is all the better because of it. Rather telling jokes, Watts takes his audience on a journey through space, time, comedy, and music accompanied only by a keyboard, a microphone, and a few drum machines.

9) Moshe Kasher’s Live in Oakland

After being born to two deaf parents, Moshe Kasher started doing drugs at 12 and had completed a stint in rehab by 16. If that kind of backstory doesn’t make for compelling comedy, then allow Kasher to convince you with his charming tales of being called a “fag” by his dad. 

10) Aziz Ansari's Buried Alive

Though he’s only been performing for 10 years, Ansari already has built up quite a back catalog of specials and performances. Buried Alive, a Netflix original, finds Ansari returning to his signature delivery but this time with a new perspective on the conceits of marriage and relationships that can only come with age.

11) Marc Maron's Thinky Pain

Maron has been performing since the ’80s, but it wasn’t until he left the stage to interview other comedians in his garage on his podcast WTF With Marc Maron that this comic found his voice. Thanks to some podcast-induced introspection, Maron seems to have found the core of his anger and knows just how to meditate on it till the audience is in stitches. 

12) Maria Bamford’s The Special Special Special

Most comics perform in front of audiences to seek the approval and laughter they were denied at some formative age, but not Maria Bamford. With her very special Special, Bamford has taken her jokes right back to where it all started: her parents' living room. Her trademark voices and eccentricities are still there, but this time they’re only on display for her parents.

13) Eddie Pepitone's In Ruins

Eddie Pepitone is the best comic you’ve probably never heard of. Though you may recognize the comedian from cameos on The Sarah Silverman Project or 2 Broke Girls, you probably don’t know the unhinged sense of humor of the madman whom comics adore for his rantings about societal ruin and panic attacks. 

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The #freethenipple Instagram campaign has its own movie

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Earlier this year, Scout Willis, the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, made headlines for walking around New York City topless. Later, it emerged that the PR stunt was an effort to promote #freethenipple, an Instagram campaign to allow topless photos on social media. After Instagram banned her topless photos, Willis tweeted them with the captions, “Legal in NYC but not on @instagram” and “What @Instagram won’t let you see.” (Topless female nudity has been legally permitted in New York City since 1992, but that hasn’t stopped the NYPD from arresting women who’ve bared their breasts in public.)

Although sites like Facebook have relaxed their restrictions on nudity somewhat, overturning a ban on breastfeeding photos earlier this year, the nipple hasn’t quite been set free from its social media prison. Filmmaker Lina Esco hopes that’ll change, however, with the release of Free the Nipple, her feature film debut about the #freethenipple campaign. Starring Lola Kirke (Gone Girl), the sister of Girls’ Jemima Kirke, Free the Nipple tells the story of a group of masked revolutionaries who set out on the streets of New York City topless in the name of gender equality.


Since the trailer premiered last week, Free the Nipple has attracted equal parts praise and criticism, with some lauding its revolutionary message and others questioning whether the right to go topless should be the top priority in the general fight for gender equality. But regardless of whether you think Free the Nipple is inspiring or inane, the campaign itself has been gaining ground since Miley Cyrus first tweeted the hashtag in 2013, with celebrities like Rihanna, Lena Dunham, and Willis joining the fray. 

The Daily Dot caught up with Esco to talk mammary glands, gender equality, and whether the founding mothers of feminism would’ve been on board with #freethenipple.

So how did you first become interested in doing this movie, and in the #freethenipple campaign?

I was inspired by my best friend, who’s my muse. She’s the freest person I know. If you’re at her house, she’s walking around her house naked, and it’s not for attention, she’s just so free and liberated and wants to devote her life to being free. When she was five months old, her mom got kicked out of the Catholic Church for breastfeeding in public, and I grew up Catholic, too. I’ve always been very conservative in the sense of my body. But being around her was so contagious. I wanted to be free as she was. I didn’t understand why I was so repressed. So I started shooting videos of her, and I started researching the history of female equality, back to Susan B. Anthony. Because of her, women were allowed to vote in 1920. And in 2010, I was doing a movie called LOL and I told the director I was thinking about making this movie about girls running around New York City standing up for equality and running around topless. And she loved the idea, so I sat down and fleshed out the script, and by 2012 I was shooting the film in New York City.

Was it always a work of fiction? Did you ever conceive of it as a documentary?

No, not really. When Occupy Wall Street was happening, I sent a few of my friends over and we started testing the grounds. I said, “I want you to be topless and I wanna see the reactions of people.” So I thought about doing a small documentary about that, but I always knew I wanted to do a narrative feature film. So I went to Zucotti Park and shot a few of my friends topless, and within 10 minutes we had dozens of people hounding us. It was like the Beatles. It was crazy what boobs can do to people, in the midst of an economic revolution. All these people came over and they were taking pictures, but the cameras kept falling to the floor because their hands were shaking. And I knew I had to make a movie about this. It proved the point to me.

What is the exact legal status of women going topless in public? My understanding is that it’s legal in a few states, so it’s more of a societal stigma than a legal issue.

No, not really. Even though it’s been legal to be topless in New York City since 1992, I got arrested. A few of my friends got arrested. It doesn’t matter if you tell cops it’s legal; they’re still arresting women. Phoenix Feeley was arrested for going topless on a New Jersey beach. She was in jail for nine days, and went on hunger strike. It’s ridiculous the way they’re treating us. You can get up to three years in prison for Louisiana for going topless.

If you end up watching my film, you’ll see that the first half is censored and the second half isn’t. That was in part an artistic choice, but I also had to do it because I couldn’t shoot topless women in New York. We got permits by the city to shoot in the street, but the second I said “action,” a cop came over and said, “You need to tell your girls to cover up, or I’m shutting your production.” I said, “What are you talking about? It’s been legal to be topless since 1992.” And he said, “Not when you’re shooting, because when you’re shooting, it’s porn.” If I was shooting topless men, no one would be saying anything.


To that point, you said in an interview that you see this as a movie about equality. Given how many other obstacles women face in terms of gender equality, how do you see female toplessness as a step toward that goal?

I mean, people have been saying, “There are bigger issues for women’s rights than going topless for equality.” Well, you know what? If you’re talking about equality, women have been oppressed for centuries. It’s like Rosa Parks said: I wanna sit in the front of the bus with these people. I want the same rights as these people.

So you see the right to female toplessness as more symbolic of the general issue of female oppression.

Right. Exactly.  

Were there any other obstacles you guys encountered while shooting?

Oh, my God, like a million. We shot through [Hurricane] Sandy. And what happened was when I didn’t have the permits to shoot from the city because I was shooting topless women, all the shots of topless women in Times Square and at the art installation were lost. So I said, “Fuck this shit. I’m not gonna make a movie called Free the Nipple and not have any topless shots. That’s the whole point.” My entire team was freaked out. They said, “We don’t wanna lose our jobs.” I said, “Do what you want. I’m gonna go with my DP and shoot.” A lot of people bailed on me. They said, “This is crazy. You’re gonna get us all arrested.” But I had to do it. So we went back to Times Square and reshot it, it was literally a one-shot, one-take kind of thing. That was the only way I was able to shoot all the topless women. Some of them, you can see the cops at the end pulling up in their cars.

Was there anyone who came up to you and said they supported what you guys were doing?

Not really. They’re not supportive, because they don’t understand. This June, I went topless with my friends for the Daily Mail, and people were telling us to cover up. This mother came with her three kids and said, “How dare you walk around like that. It’s so shameful. Look at my kids.” I looked at her kids and one of them was this two-year-old boy. I said, “You were breastfeeding your kid a year and a half ago. What does it matter?” The nipple is the first thing you see when you’re born. It nourishes us. At what point does it become obscene?

Well, it’s not viewed that way by most people. It’s seen as something that’s inherently sexualized.

That’s the whole point. America needs to get tired of the nipple. We need a huge blast of boobies everywhere. There’s a business behind sexualizing boobs, behind sexualizing women... I don’t expect men to not find boobs sexy and attractive, because they’re beautiful. Who cares? But women should be able to choose how they want to show them.

In our trailer, we say, they’re taking our sexuality from us and they’re selling it back to us in increments through advertisers. You can sexualize the boobs as much as you want, you can objectify as much as you want, but the minute a woman shows it and shows her areola, you’re committing the biggest crime of the century. Porn stars show their aereolae on Instagram, and it’s OK. But the women surviving breast cancer with mastectomies, that’s obscene.

It’s changing, though. Facebook, for instance, changed their restrictions on nudity, to allow photos of breastfeeding. Do you feel like #freethenipple is making a difference? Is the nipple is in the process of being freed?

I think we’re moving there. It’ll be a while before anything happens. I don’t know. This conversation keeps getting bigger every time this subject comes up, whether it’s with Chelsea Handler or Rihanna or Cara DeLevigne and now the trailer. There’s something there. It seems like America is open to having that dialogue. Whether it’s open to changing things, though, I don’t know. But I’m an optimist.

Most of the women you’ve mentioned with respect to #freethenipple are white, conventionally attractive women, and Lola Kirke [the star of Free the Nipple] obviously falls into that category as well. How would you respond to the critique that this movement only applies to women who men ostensibly would want to see topless?

Well, if you see my film, you’ll see all kinds of women topless. Unfortunately, the main characters, like Lola—as you know, casting films in Hollywood, you have to have a certain type. I saw so many girls of all sizes, all races, and Lola was the only girl who got the character, who’s a free-spirited, revolutionary type of person, who’s actually based on my best friend who I was telling you about earlier. It wasn’t about the way she looks. She just had that energy I was looking for. But in my film, you’ll see all kinds of women topless. In fact, one of the girls at the end—her name is Michelle, she’s a knockout, and she kicked cancer in the ass. When she was shooting the film, she told me she had breast cancer and she’d probably have to get a double mastectomy. When she came back to the reshoot, she only had one boob. It was pretty profound. When you see the film, you’ll see the diversity 100 percent. I think all women are beautiful, all sizes are beautiful, all boobs are beautiful.

How do you feel about the fact that the nipple is blurred in the trailer? A number of YouTube commenters have pointed out that’s somewhat ironic.

Well, this is the thing. Our teaser is uncensored, but it got deleted so many times on YouTube. If we didn’t censor those scenes, we wouldn’t be playing on YouTube or Facebook or anywhere. We had to have a censored trailer because it wouldn’t have been played by anyone. My own Facebook account got deleted because I posted my own uncensored teaser. It was a big problem. A lot of people were like, “What is this censored trailer?” But I was like, “The movie is uncensored. We gotta play by the rules sometimes.” It’s just the way it is.

What’s your ultimate goal for this movie, and for #freethenipple in general?

I think the pivotal moment would be that the film would continue the conversation that’s been going on for the past year and a half, and the ultimate thing would be a law created under the federal government that women and men are equal. Women get paid 78 cents for every dollar a man makes. There wasn’t a law preventing men from beating women till 1968. I always go back to the early 1900s because thousands of men were arrested for going topless because they didn’t want to wear a one-piece suit. It wasn’t till 1936 when men at Coney Island fought the law, and changed the law. Men now enjoy that right, because they believed the law was unfair. It doesn’t mean we’re seeing all the men out there going topless because they have the right, and it’s the same thing with women. We’re asking to have the same rights. The nipple is a Trojan Horse for dealing with real issues of oppression and inequality around the globe. You can sell guns on Instagram, you can show beheadings on Facebook, but you can’t show a nipple. It’s a bigger issue here. It’s about censorship of women’s bodies.

You mentioned Susan B. Anthony earlier. Do you think she’d be a fan of #freethenipple?

Oh, yeah. I think she’d be all for it.

Free the Nipple comes out in limited release and VOD Dec. 12.

Screengrab via IFC Films/YouTube

Busta Rhymes gets too hype, tumbles off stage during show

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On Friday night, rapper Busta Rhymes accidentally busted something other than rhymes. 

During a New York City show at Webster Hall featuring fellow rapper O.T. Genasis, Busta was very much living in the moment: He even lit up a cigar. But as the build of O.T. Genasis's hit single "CoCo" rose to a climax and Busta started headbanging, he took a tumble forward and into the crowd. 

While some people are calling this a stagedive, it is decidedly not. The centrifugal force of his chain, coupled with his passion for music, life, and cigars, might be to blame. Thankfully this clip has the slow-motion replay. 


Busta sustained a gash to his head, but assured his fans everything was in check. 

Words to live by, really. 

H/T Billboard | Photo via Top Streetwear/Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)

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