Here’s her full set, in which she knocks down Kevin Hart within the first 30 seconds, zings Chris D’Elia with a douche joke, then gives Justin Bieber some very solid advice for when he inevitably ends up in prison, while dissing Shaq’s mom.
She then tells Bieber he needs a “player in the boardroom and a freak in the bedroom”—specifically, her. Someone please give her an hour special on Comedy Central, and remix her set with this song.
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