Many of us can’t hold back our unbridled glee over new teen-gossip overlords Taylor Swift and Harry Styles. But naturally there are some outspoken haters out there—the most vocal being Hailie Mathers, daughter of Marshall, a.k.a. Eminem.
Slim Shady’s rambunctious daughter threw some serious shade on Twitter Monday night about Swift’s encroachment on the One Direction singer. Mathers is none too thrilled about Haylor, New York’s hottest new couple.
“if @taylorswift13 is really dating the love of my life @Harry_Styles i will not be happy.!,” tweeted Mathers. Clearly displeased learning about this pop of culture news, Mathers told Swift to stop “whoring around with every guy” she sees.
“We all know you're only doing it so you can make another album,” she tweeted, which is so going to make seventh-period gym class awkward for all of us. Mathers ended her Twitter rant promising to delete Swift’s music faster than she can down a Smirnoff Ice.
“I, am never, ever, everrrrr, listening to your music againnnn @taylorswift13. LIKE EVER,” zinged Mathers.
Mathers has made it clear she’s #Team1D, so her frustration is totes understandable. She regularly tweets at One Direction members and gushes with her best friend, who also has a nod to 1D in her Twitter name.
Hailie, if you need a shoulder to cry on and a basket of cheese fries to mull life over with, we’re here for you, girl.
Photo via Hailie Jade Scott Mathers/Facebook