It's the #FiftyShadesofJohnson collection, y'all.
Two of the images are fairly tame, but in one of the photos, she appears to be getting spanked. Naughty!
The comments might be the best part: While many followers commended her for the shots ("This sexy photo shoot may lead to baby #3. lol!!!"), others chastised her for attempting to be sexual while also being a mother.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall during this shoot.
Simpson is likely not the only woman who attempted a sexy photo shoot with her husband or bought some sex rope after seeing Fifty Shades of Grey on Valentine's Day weekend. But she might have been the only woman to post a photo of her impressive V-Day sexy time soundtrack. The Cure and Black Sabbath? OK, Jessica. I'm on board.
H/T Defamer | Photo via Chris Wellner/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)