Rapper Waka Flocka Flame is a budding small business owner and prolific job creator. Now the Atlanta-based rapper is seeking a designated blunt roller to run point on all things pertaining to rolling exceptional blunts.
On Monday, he turned to his Instagram account to solicit applicants.
One can apply to join his emerging conglomerate via Instagram or Twitter. All you need is to display your technical proficiency using the hashtag #ICanRoll.
There are two concrete downsides, of course. In addition to the rolling, the qualified applicant can (almost surely) expect to physically carry Mr. Flame’s weed; he or she would thus be liable in the event that his tour bus is pulled over or TSA screeners find small amounts of dope rolled up in an airtight bag stuffed in a sock. The other big thing is that as a leading member of the Brick Squad, Mr. Flame is known to hurricane hangers-on into his heavy partying antics. He once drank a Vice reporter under the table and put him in the hospital.
Beyond that, the gig budgets in a starting base salary of $50,000 per year. Mr. Flame has no shortage of qualified candidates to vet.
@WakaFlockabsm#ICANROLL its nothin bars all day on anything👌 pic.twitter.com/WkEoPywvwa
— Victor P. (@vicAPHERisDADDY) September 17, 2014@WakaFlockabsm pick me! #icanroll💨💨 pic.twitter.com/zkFgMIYHyk
— Hails (@kushqueen710) September 17, 2014@WakaFlockabsm whats up with the job #icanrollpic.twitter.com/mWGE7jDGGb
— CBTheLegendaryRasta (@CBthegreatrasta) September 17, 2014Screengrab via Woka Flocka/YouTube