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These foul-mouthed British guys are the best tourists ever

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A new British invasion has swept onto America's shores this week and is making a pop culture smash. No, it's not the One Direction lads; this new sensation are a duo who've dubbed themselves the Colburn Idiots Abroad and are posting their travel videos on YouTube to an ever-increasing fanbase.

Within two days of publishing their first video this week, they've commanded over 750,000 views and 13,000 subscribers to their channel. Anthony Kirkby and Paul Tranter, the pair behind the videos, told The Daily Mail they planned their uploads to share their vacation with friends back home.

"We quite often make stupid videos back at home to make our friends laugh and we thought this would be a funny thing to do," Tranter said. "We can look back on it in years to come and laugh watching them back."

Warning: These videos contain language that may be NSFW.

The videos are far from polished, and only half the time do they remember to shoot in horizontal instead of vertical. Their appeal is mostly the no-holds-bars attitude of the pair, and their dedication to documenting all the wild and weird moments they share on the trip. They don stars and stripes attire, wander Hollywood Blvd., and document the various things they break during their misadventures.  

Their sudden success makes one wonder: What will happen when these idiots are no longer on vacation?

Photo via ColburnIdiots/Twitter | Remix by Jason Reed


Crazy thrill-seekers fling themselves from the 'world's largest urban zipline'

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Two years ago, thrill-seeking YouTube filmmaker Devin “SuperTramp” Graham told the Daily Dot he gets his highs “putting my camera in dangerous situations, like leaning off a cliff or riding in a flatbed truck.” Turns out that’s also how Graham gets his corporate cash—from folks like Speed Stick, Vooray, video game production houses, and hippie snack foods like Bear Naked granola. 

Graham’s latest video—shot for Speed Stick—finds the Provo, Utah, native in Panama City with a handful of his raddest bros testing out a zip-line they've dubbed the largest in urban history. 

There’s also some parachuting involved and a lot of pearly white smiles—and no armpit stench! Graham, who’s perhaps the most impressive filmmaker currently working when it comes to making non-thespians look like they’re having the time of their life, had just recently gone barefoot skiing behind an airplane for Vooray, urban surfing around San Francisco for Bear Naked, and slip-and-sliding through the Grand Canyon for Boardco.

Each video eclipses 1 million views without blinking. Each video’s also prefaced by some kind of ad—which means you’re basically watching an advertisement before an advertisement. Not that it matters. With Graham behind the lens, we’d watch a video of attorneys arguing about dishwasher detergent.

Screengrab via devinsupertramp/YouTube

Meet the 5 companies trying to beat YouTube at its own game

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YouTube has long dominated the digital video scene with established content creators, but with the revenues of digital video growing, other players are taking aim at the longstanding monarch of the medium. 

From YouTube’s entrenched position as part of Google, it’s hard to imagine any upstart able to dethrone the king of digital video, but that hasn’t stopped competitors in the past from making a renewed attempt, and for a new crop to consider edging in. Some services have aimed in the direction of studios and networks, creating high-budget entertainment content, such as Netflix and Hulu’s streaming services. Others skewed in the opposite direction, like six-second video giant Vine, which carved its own niche in the market and generated its own conventions, communities, and stars in the meantime.

However, ad revenue is limited in short-form video, so the advertisement-driven grab for video dominance now pits YouTube against new platforms looking for a piece of the pie. Veteran sites like DailyMotion and Amazon are rethinking their video strategies, traditional TV players like Comcast are entering the digital space, and startups like Vessel are trying to break new ground, albeit mysteriously so far.

We explore the new entrants to the digital video space who are looking to either take a chunk out of YouTube’s market share or set themselves apart as alternatives instead of competitors, with an eye toward what it will take to direct the future of video.

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Vessel

The startup by former Hulu CEO Jason Kilar is taking aim at YouTube where it hurts—its creators. The stealth video startup has managed to raise $75 million from investors and is now openly courting content creators on its website. According to a report by the Information, Vessel’s terms are more fiscally favorable than YouTube’s current 55/45 revenue split for creators, plus Vessel offers to pay creators for guarantees of exclusivity to the platform for 30 days. 

“If you are a content creator, particularly a video content creator, we should talk,” the site cheerfully exclaims, but it doesn’t offer much more in the way of information on what else will set Vessel apart. Vessel promises more info to come by the end of the year, leaving content creators with a lot of video hours to fill before they can even engage with the new platform.

Amazon Video Shorts

Amazon is approaching its video offerings on all fronts, with Amazon Studios gearing for the realm of Netflix and Hulu’s original programming dominance, while a newer product, Amazon Video Shorts, aims to ape the success of YouTube, but with a business bent.

Video Shorts so far approaches the video space from a branded perspective, boasting videos from companies like Electronic Arts and Activision. Amazon offers creators a fully rounded environment to share video and sell supplemental materials, so viewers can make purchases within the already robust Amazon interface.

However, the platform has several shortcomings that leave it on an unstable path for YouTube domination. So far videos lack embed features, view counts, and even the ability to follow a particular content creator or brand. These missing pieces are some of the key elements that propelled YouTube’s growth, and if Amazon Video Shorts chooses not to implement these elements, then its chances at usurping YouTube’s power are pretty slim.

Comcast

Instead of entering the fray from the side of digital, Comcast challenges from a TV broadcast platform. The largest broadcasting company in the world is parlaying into the digital space as a rival to YouTube, building a super streaming site that would feature top-down premium content and a space for user-generated content as well. 

Its first foray into the space builds off the diehard fan space where digital companies have already found a seemingly endless desire for continuous content. Comcast has initially inked a deal with Lionsgate for four hours of bonus content from the film Divergent, making it only available to Comcast subscribers. The move, however, pits Comcast more against other paid-content options like iTunes or Amazon than it does with YouTube. Instead of community, Comcast’s first tactic comes like an incentive to purchase for existing customers, not a move that builds a new brand. Putting all its eggs in the fan basket is not the safest choice, since fans are often known for ripping and uploading content that is locked by regional or exclusivity restrictions, making any supposed exclusive potentially meaningless. If Comcast’s intent is to take down the YouTube giant, it'll have to pivot quickly to a more sustainable model.

DailyMotion

DailyMotion isn’t new the to video game by a longshot. The Paris-based video company began around the same time as YouTube in 2005 and boasts 120 million monthly visitors. What it doesn’t boast is a slate of influencers native to the space creating original content, and that’s what DailyMotion is now seeking out. At the end of July, the service announced content partnerships with established brands like AOL, Maker Studios, Epic Meal Time, and Complex.

“Our goal at Complex is to bring our premium original content to the male millennial audience, wherever they are watching,” said general manager of video at Complex Nathan Brown in a press release. “We have a solid following, but partnering with Dailymotion is ideal for aggregating new audiences not just in the U.S., but globally. They have a massive audience, and we’re thrilled to be putting our content on their powerhouse platform.”

It remains to be seen if viewers will flock to DailyMotion for content they’re used to receiving on other platforms and sites. If the offerings aren’t diverse enough, there’s no incentive for users to change their viewing habits, making DailyMotion just an alternative, not the new destination for digital video.

Yahoo

In May outlets began buzzing that Yahoo’s own streaming service would be launched by summer, following their failure to acquire DailyMotion for $300 million. Last month the company acquired a video property, Israeli-based RayV, to help it compete in the streaming space. It's made fast inroads with its Yahoo Screen offering, snapping up the rights to new episodes of Community after it was not renewed for a new season, and inked a deal with LiveNation to air its concerts daily. 

However, so far Yahoo’s plays have been top-down, pulling in marquee names and established content to build an audience. It's yet to open the floodgates to the everyman or partner with established short-form content producers in the space to build up a community. Yahoo seems keen on sticking to what it deems premium content, keeping the competition firmly in line with the likes of Netflix over YouTube, for the time being.

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As these companies moves forward, they’ll each attempt to take bites out of the YouTube giant, but as it stands, none is poised to topple the king unless they can revolutionize the one area of vulnerability—money. The challenge is twofold here: how the platform itself makes advertising dollars to keep the doors open, and how it shares that revenue with top creators on the platform. YouTube has been lauded as one of the only new media sites that shares revenue with its creators, and has made direct investments in content creators in the past—$200 million in 2012—as well as branding campaigns more recently aimed at making YouTube stars into recognizable figures in television ads and on public transit posters. 

Still, money continues to be a sticking point for creators looking for bigger paydays, and faced with the reality that stars in other spaces like traditional TV and film are making much more for content that's being seen by the same number of eyeballs—or in some cases, even fewer. Even with upstarts trying to offer more favorable revenue terms with creators, for now YouTube’s distribution and proven track record gives it a decided leg up in the space. Once another platform cracks the code, only time will tell who will emerge victorious.

Photo via Barber, John W. The Handbook of Illustrated Proverbs (PD) | Remix by Jason Reed

A YouTube guide to James Corden, new host of 'The Late Late Show'

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The transformation of late-night TV is complete.

The Wrap reported Tuesday that British actor James Corden will become host of The Late Late Show once Craig Ferguson steps down later this year, disputing earlier rumors that Community’s Joel McHale or Neil Patrick Harris would take the job.

Corden was virtually unknown in the U.S. prior to the announcement, but now he’s now the frontrunner for the position. Neither Corden nor CBS have confirmed the news. Many hoping for some diversity in the late-night TV lineup with a woman and/or a person of color taking over for Ferguson were left sorely disappointed, with Julie Klausner even going on a Twitter rant about CBS choosing yet another white guy.

At 35, Corden would be the youngest host of the show, but he’s already won a Tony and a BAFTA for his previous work on television and stage. He’s set to star in the upcoming adaptation of Sondheim’s Into the Woods as the Baker, but if you can’t wait that long, here’s some of his more memorable work that you can check out.

1) Gavin and Stacey

Corden’s best known in the U.K. for the British comedy about what happens after two people in a long-distance relationship finally meet. He co-wrote and starred in the show with Ruth Jones, and they both played the best friends to the titular characters, and for it he won two BAFTA awards for Best Male Comedy Performance.

Lasting three years, it was a success with both audiences and critics. Netflix has the first season on Instant Streaming, but if you’re looking for the entire series, you’ll need a Hulu Plus account.

2) Doctor Who

He had a memorable turn in Doctor Who as Craig Owens, the man who Matt Smith’s Doctor rents an apartment from while investigating a mysterious matter in the building in season 5. Initially thought to be a one-time companionship, Craig appears again in season 6, this time with a son, and helps the Doctor defeat the Cybermen, one of his many iconic foes.

Almost all of the current Doctor Who run is available on Netflix, but for Corden’s episodes in particular, check out “The Lodger” and “Closing Time.”

3) BRIT Awards

Want to see some of Corden’s hosting skills in action? Just take a look at his run as host of the BRIT Awards, which is basically the British equivalent of the Grammys. He shared hosting duties with Mathew Horne and Kylie Minogue in 2009, but he’s had the reins on his own since 2011.

4) One Man, Two Guvnors

Corden originated the lead role of Francis Henshall in the comedy play One Man, Two Guvnors, where it received critical acclaim. The play started at the National Theatre and made its way to West End in the U.K., and while he eventually left the London production, he reprised the role when the play came to the U.S. on Broadway. He went on to win the Tony for Best Actor in a Play.

5) The Wrong Mans

Corden’s most recent role was in The Wrong Mans, a BBC Two dramedy co-produced with Hulu, follows Corden and Gavin and Stacey co-star Mathew Baynton as two council co-workers who get caught up in crime and corruption after one of them answers a telephone.

The six-part series is available entirely on Hulu, and BBC Two recently commissioned a second season. However, with Corden possibly taken, it’s too soon to tell how that will affect The Wrong Mans.

Photo via Ben Salter/Flickr

Stephen Colbert goes toe-to-toe with Hillary Clinton

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Hillary Clinton made a surprise appearance on The Colbert Report and finally answered some tough questions—or at least Stephen Colbert’s version of a tough question.

Colbert went on another one of his notorious attacks, this time on Clinton’s new book, Hard Choices, which he called “656 pages of shameless name-dropping.” While Clinton went on The Daily Show last month to promote the book and tease a presidential run yet again, she showed up unannounced to trade some words—or rather, square off in a competition of who can drop the most names.

Clinton’s not exactly known for her comedic skills, but she rolled with Colbert’s punches as he took her to task for the excessive name-dropping and the “hard choices” she wrote about. And when it came to answering the Internet’s favorite question, she had a pun-filled answer that doubled as a metaphor.

We still don’t have an answer to the president question, but she’s making the anticipation entertaining for the rest of us.

Photo via Hulu

Are these YouTube prank videos taking harassment too far?

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Three young New Yorkers are making a name for themselves with one of the most popular prank channels on YouTube.

OckTV, as they’re known, bounce around different neighborhoods in New York wielding props and asking locals ambiguously offensive questions and filming their reactions. Often, their targets react with disbelief and confusion before being told that they are being pranked, then everyone shares a laugh and goes about their day. But if everything goes according to plan, the pranked react loudly and violently, giving OckTV more viral bait for their YouTube account.

In the video above, the OckTV pranksters, along with their friend DennisceeTV, approach strangers in the Brooklyn neighborhood of East New York (one of the areas with the highestcrime in New York City), offering to sell them “gats,” “grips,” or guns. But what they’re really offering is water pistols. Get it? Hilarious.

The first two encounters take a predictably violent turn. The pranksters get choked and punched, and they’re warned that their joke wasn’t funny. The third encounter starts off tense and looks like it’s going to end violently, but it melts into laughter once they reveal that it’s all a YouTube prank. Surely the trio would quit while they were ahead, right?

That brings us to the fourth group of people they approach. DennisceeTV, water pistols tucked in his pants, walks up to a group of three teens sitting outside of an apartment building and asks if they want to buy a gun. They stare at him blankly and he repeats his question. That’s when the three teens jump up, one of them pulls out a real gun, and DennisceeTV is forced to beg for his life.

OckTV and other prank channels are flocking to the hood to film. Videos of them getting into confrontations with the people who live there are so popular, garnering millions of views on YouTube and sites like WorldStarHipHop.

The common denominator in all of these videos is that they’re targeting minorities, mostly blacks, in low-income neighborhoods. They choose these neighborhoods because they know residents there are already on high guard for crime and are more likely to react quickly and decisively. If they attempted these videos in a higher-income or suburban environment, they probably wouldn’t encounter the same type of response that they do in neighborhoods like East New York. People there would be more likely to call the police and report that they were being harassed rather than take matters into their own hands.

In another prank video, OckTV returns to the same Brooklyn neighborhood, this time snatching strangers’ cellphones out of their hands while claiming they just want to see the time. Reactions in the clip are understandably swift and physical. In one video, user RomanAtwood goes around pretending to steal gas out of cars. He has another upload where he walks by black people and yells, “What’s up, my neighbor!”—which he himself implies is a close approximation of that other N-word. Other YouTubers have posted videos like VitalyzdTV’s fake “drug bust in the hood” prank.

In an interview with Hot 97’s morning show, OckTV admits that they have tried pranking “other types of people,” but those videos weren’t as popular as the in-the-hood clips are. They also admit that while they may approach 100 people who ignore them, their videos are a montage of the handfuls of people who do react to their provocations. They’re capitalizing on a fascination some people have with dangerous neighborhoods and reaping the benefits of selling them a sideshow that essentially amounts to poking a bear with a stick.

What’s wrong with prank shows like this is that they’re not harmless fun, but serious, provoked altercations with people who, just prior, were minding their own business. Because most of the time no laws are being broken—though that point is debatable in the case of OckTV’s “grab a guy’s head and fart on it” gag—the jokesters usually hide behind a defense of it all being a prank and the other person not being able to take a joke. But not unlike the case of Freddy Fairhair, the naked guy who filmed himself asking women to look at his penis, what they are doing is, arguably, harassment.

Even worse, their behavior is validated through YouTube views, ad revenue, and the fact that their victims are so shocked in the moment that either they don’t call for help from law enforcement or they lash out themselves. And if the victims lash out, the prankster looks like the one being victimized, when that’s the exact response he expects and wants. This is highlighted in the phone-snatching video: A Brooklyn resident slams OckTV member E.T. to the ground, retrieves his phone and then walks away. A group of women near by comes to E.T.’s aid and asks if the other boy has just stolen his phone.

They should have asked him something else: “When is this going to stop?”

Screengrab via YouTube

YouTuber Grace Helbig nabs E! talk show pilot

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One of YouTube’s top stars, Grace Helbig, is set for television stardom. The comedian will helm a new E! series that’s described as a hybrid comedy/talk show, according to Deadline.

Helbig rose to fame on the Daily Grace channel, owned by My Damn Channel. Earlier this year she went independent and continues her reign as one of the biggest vlog stars on the platform on her It's Grace channel, with more than 1.8 million fans. Helbig has pushed herself out of the traditional vlog format over the years in the digital space, starring in the film Camp Takota with fellow YouTube stars Hannah Hart and Mamrie Hart, as well as touring as a trio performing a live variety show. She’s also part of a travel show currently running with Mamrie, has been a guest on Comedy Central’s @midnight, and has picked up mainstream brand deals like commercials for St. Ives skin care products. Her fans have been predictably overjoyed at the news.

The TV deals have been rolling in fast and furious for YouTube celebrities in recent months, with direct conversions like Epic Meal Time’s jump to the TV format and hosting deals like MysteryGuitarMan’s upcoming Fox show. Helbig’s show, under the working title The Grace Helbig Project, doesn’t have a solid timeslot or premiere date yet, although E! will have an open late night spot when Chelsea Handler’s show goes off the air. Helbig seems a smart choice for the network to fill that void, and an opportunity for them to foster another female comedy voice into the mainstream as they did with Handler, with even more advance data to back up the idea Helbig is a bankable star.

H/T Deadline | Screengrab via itsGrace/YouTube

Netflix just confirmed a fifth season of 'Arrested Development'

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If your head is still spinning from the punchy cliffhanger that ended Arrested Development’s Netflix-exclusive fourth season, take heart: The Bluths will ride again—at some point.

In comments to USA Today, Netflix Chief Content Officer Ted Sarandos said he is “positive” that more episodes are in the offing. “It’s just a matter of when,” he added. The screwball sitcom’s creator and showrunner, Mitch Hurwitz, has also pledged to make season 5 a reality.

Once again, however, the ensemble cast’s many scheduling conflicts will delay production. And unlike last time, Hurwitz doesn’t want to work around these issues with a splintered “anthology” format, which irked fans who wanted to see their favorite characters share more screen time. 

Because it would be more “doable” to gather everyone for a shorter film shoot, Hurwitz said, the oft-teased Arrested Development movie could happen before the next full season does. He’s also considered doing a one-off special or three-part kickoff to a longer run of episodes

In any case, even if it's another long wait for more, the story of a wealthy family who lost everything (and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together) seems far from over. Try not to blue yourself with excitement.

H/T /Film | Photo by danieljordahl/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)


Teens prefer YouTube stars to Hollywood celebs

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The idea that teens find such self-styled YouTube stars as Smosh, KSI, and PewDiePie more popular than the likes of red carpet regulars as Jennifer Lawrence and Johnny Depp is an uplifting sign of the times. Young audiences enjoy the idea of having a wider variety of content and themes to choose from, as well as more identifiable stars providing a brand of humor more relatable and entertaining than the average network sitcom or big-screen thriller.

Variety, the incumbent bible of all things entertainment business, commissioned a survey of 1,500 13-to-18-year-olds to assess their rankling of celebrities based on approachability, authenticity, and (what it calls) other criteria. One big takeaway from this survey—scientific or not—is that the Hollywood hype machine is losing its grip on one of its most important audience segments. Those 13-18 favor authentic, fast-twitch, Web-delivered humor as opposed to yet another Michael Douglas, Diane Keaton rom-com. Production values on many videos from the biggest YouTube stars won’t be mistaken for Francis Ford Coppola, but what KSI and Higa lack in expert cinematography, they make for with personality. I can see SWAT teams of Hollywood wonks lining up outside the doors of these teen idols wanting to put their charming smiles in the latest Fiat commercial or (even better) in a mindless network sitcom.

At the top of the survey heap, with a score of 93 (out of 100) is Smosh, the comedy team of Ian Andrew Hecox and Anthony Padilla whose YouTube channel has amassed in excess of three billion (yes, with a B) views. Best described as the Three Stooges meet SNL, Smosh's videos include parodies, short skits, and the occasional interview. According to an article in Celebrity Net Worth, the Smosh guys, who get a percentage of the revenue from ads seen before their clips, earn between $620,000 and $5 million a year. A wide spread, I admit, but not bad way to earn a living.

A few more interesting tidbits come out of the Variety survey, most notably the odd fascination teens have with Betty White, the 92-year-old actress whose Emmy Award-winning work on the Mary Tyler Moore Show predates an 18-year-old by more than two decades. Neither Kim Kardashian or Rihanna made the cut, but the late Paul Walker clocked in at No. 6, making him the highest non-YouTuber in the countdown. Other Hollywood sorts making the grade include Vin Diesel, Steve Carell, and Seth Rogen. Meryl Streep, Dustin Hoffman? I won’t ask.

H/T Variety | Screengrab via Smosh/YouTube

A perfect score on Metacritic might not mean what you think it does

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As it enters into wide release and racks up increasingly glowing reviewsBoyhood joins an elite list of films with a perfect score of 100 on Metacritic.

But does that actually mean Richard Linklater's coming-of-age magnum opus is one of the best films ever?

Screengrab via YouTube

The Metacritic list of films with scores of 100 is only 11 titles long, and the movies aren't the ones you might expect. Because Metacritic doesn't have a full database of older films, you won't find greats like Citizen Kane or Vertigo in the mix. Others, like Tokyo Story, have a listing but no critical data. 

Furthermore, of the 11 films on the list, many are newer releases of older classics, with contemporary reviews burnished by time and the breadth of critical writing that has been done on the films between their original and re-releases. Hence the brutal, biting Sweet Smell of Success, a movie that was widely hated at the time of its 1957 release, appears on the elite list at Metacritic with just five contemporary reviews.

Photo via Criterion

By contrast, though Sweet Smell of Success also makes the Top 100 ranking at Rotten Tomatoes, where it sits in the 80s, well behind mainstream crowd-pleasers like Terminator and Gravity. Boyhood is currently sitting right in the middle of that list, at No. 50.

Are these rankings in any way meaningful? Boyhood doesn't appear on the IMDb Top 250, which is based on a purely popular ranking system. But then The Wizard of Oz, which tops both of the other critical rankings lists, only makes it to No. 183 on IMDb. 

Are the critics and the film-going populace really that far removed? Is something else going on? Let's take a closer look.

Obviously, an aggregator can't account for all variables, like whether the reviewers are actually delivering an accurate description of the film, or whether they're bringing their own biases to the table.

More importantly, an aggregator can't always accurately tell whether a review is positive, mixed, or negative. To take a random film as an example, Nancy Meyers' 1998 remake of The Parent Trap has a score of 64 on Metacritic, due to 13 positive reviews, 6 mixed reviews, and no negative reviews. But the first review that Metacritic's algorithm labels as "mixed," TV Guide, actually isn't that mixed at all.

Here are the positive ways the TV Guide staff reviewer describes the film:

"amiable"
"bubbly girl-power romp"
"seamless"
"perky charmer" (describing Lindsay Lohan)

Photo via Disney/Wikia

The reviewer also calls the premise "potentially troublesome" and says that one plot point is "rather unlikely." But on the whole, the review is twice as positive as it is negative. Is that really a "mixed" review? But despite earning three stars out of four, Metacritic assigns that review a numerical value of 60, which hurts considerably.

The same holds true for reviews that get labeled as positive. Boyhood benefits from the Metacritic algorithm's inability to detect nuance amid all the glowing words critics have used to describe it. For example, Slant's review of the film is mixed at best and at worst, downright negative. Here are some excerpts:

[F]or better and for worse, [the film] constantly reminds us of the nature of its unconventional construction....

The film frustrates in the way it appears to insufficiently map out Mason and Samantha's emotional torque....

The evolution of their mother Olivia's (Patricia Arquette) second husband into a drunken, abusive lout transpires mostly off screen....

Boyhood, a rather aimless amble through Mason's coming of age, may be less rehearsed than Linklater's "Before" trilogy, but nearly every shard of expressly banal incident that makes up the story is too-insistent on blaring the film's thematic fixation on growth....

Reviewer Ed Gonzalez also calls one scene "cringing" and chides one arc for its "lack of detail," saying it feels like "a cheat." Then he calls Linklater on the film's "clumsy articulation."

Youch! Yet it too was a three-star review, which Metacritic ranked as a solid 100, along with the rest of the breathless pack.

So if critics sometimes fail us, and critical ranking algorithms fail us even more often than the critics, how are we to place Boyhood's perfect score in its proper perspective?

Enter the Sight & Sound Critics Poll. Perhaps the most prestigious critical ranking list around, the Sight & Sound poll occurs once every 10 years, most recently in 2012. Every decade, a new swath of international critics, including a select number of film bloggers, compile a new collective list of acclaimed films, by answering one deceptively simple question: What are your top 10 films? From there, the films are compiled and ranked based on the number of times critics mentioned them overall.

Because the "top 10" list is open to interpretation, because more film masterpieces enter the world every decade, and because the critics doing the answering are increasingly diverse, the list itself has become longer and more contentious over time. In the last round, Hitchcock's Vertigo unseated the long-reigning champion Citizen Kane as the new greatest film of all time according to the poll—at least until 2022, when anything goes.

Like the Metacritic algorithm, the Sight & Sound poll taps acclaimed international critics as well as local reviewers. There's also a directors' list, featuring input from acclaimed and even legendary directors across the globe. But the Sight & Sound list also does something an algorithm can't: account for pure human whimsy. Sure, the critical pantheon may love the Godfather, but critical renown alone can't explain how a host of poll respondents each put movies like Groundhog Day, Wall-E, and Back to the Futurein their personal top 10. Still, it's hard to argue that the poll's straightforward method isn't effective—nor can you argue with the plethora of masterpieces that made the most recent top 10 lists.

Screengrab via Sight & Sound

So how well do Metacritic's elite 11 stack up against the Sight & Sound top 10? Not that well, at first glance. Almost all of the top 10 Sight & Sound films don't yet have a place in Metacritic's database.

However, if we look at the full list of all films voted for by Sight and Sound participants, we see that all of the Metacritic films with a perfect score appear multiple times on the poll. The highest is The Godfather, which had a total of 74 votes from both critics and directors.

Using this comparison, it's easy to see that Boyhood has a considerable amount of critical clout based purely on the company it keeps.

Boyhood still has eight years before a new round of critics and filmmakers will judge whether to include it in the Sight & Sound pantheon. But given that two other Linklater films, Dazed and Confused and Before Sunset, each garnered a few votes in the last round, it's not a stretch to imagine Boyhood racking up its share when the time comes.

The real question, of course, is how many other cinematic triumphs will have been released between now and then—and how many of them will wind up with a perfect grade from the Internet. 

Screengrab via YouTube

Kanye West thinks drones might electrocute his daughter

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How weird is thedrone situation getting in America? Bad enough that Kanye West is officially throwing them into his filed legal dispositions.

In a March deposition acquired Wednesday by TMZ, the iconic rapper notes that he and his wife Kim Kardashian live in constant fear of photography drones flying onto their Bel Air, Calif., property and snapping photos of their family in privacy.

“Wouldn’t you like to just teach your daughter how to swim without a drone flying?” he writes in the lawsuit, filed against the LA photographer Daniel Ramos after West attacked him last July. “What happens if a drone falls right next to her? Would it electrocute her?” 

The rapper cycles through a series of other scenarios in which drone use on his property may have a harmful effect on his family life.

West accepted two years probation for a misdemeanor battery conviction in March and was forced to attend 24 anger management sessions and perform 250 hours of community service. Ramos wasn’t content with the conviction, however, and sued West shortly after.

And now Kanye West hates drones, because he can’t beat one up when it's flying over his house.

Photo by Shahril Affandi Radzali/Facebook (CC BY 2.0)

Why we love 'Cooking With Dog'

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There was once a hard-hitting journalism piece here about the mysterious chef-and-canine pair behind Cooking With Dog, the Japanese cooking show that's been going strong for seven years on YouTube.

But then we got distracted by these pancakes.

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Seriously, we've never wanted to die and be reborn as a scrumptious drizzle of syrup more in our lives.

With a cult following, a weekly schedule of delicious recipes (Japanese and otherwise), and hundreds of videos to date, Cooking With Dog is deceptively simple. Its host, "Chef," is a pleasant woman who does her weekly shows with the aid of a poodle named "Francis." (Of course the dog's name is Francis.)

Featuring granular, easy-to-follow instructions, Cooking With Dog is a luxuriously simple smorgasbord of delicious food, beautiful preparation, and occasionally things like Chef making bunny ears out of an apple and turning a sausage link into a friendly little octopus.

The part of Francis is voiced by a Japanese man speaking in English doing a French accent. 

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The part of Chef is played by Chef, who has managed to remain anonymous despite being a Japanese YouTube celebrity. (She and Francis were nominated for the Japanese YouTube Awards in 2011.)

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YES WE LIKE BUTTON.

When she's not teaching us how to do things like slice veggies into quarter moons and gently warning us to be careful not to cut our fingers, Chef likes taking photos of food. Her Twitter feed? Food. Her Facebook feed? So much food.

Behold this picture of Chef and a cone of Squid-Ink Ice Cream:

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Also, sometimes she changes co-hosts! Much tasty, very wow.

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After Chef was seriously injured in 2012, fans flocked to YouTube to wish her a speedy recovery. One of them made this song for her:

In case you haven't figured it out yet, Cooking With Dog is adorable, and it will make you want to cook all the things. It's not just that Francis and Chef painstakingly walk you through even the most minor tricks, such as the best way to successfully mince garlic. It's not even that countless fans credit the show with teaching them how to cook.

It's that when Francis tells you, in his calm, Nipponese-American-French voice, "Remove the ruffle of the bouillon cube," as Chef confidently shows you how, you believe you can fly.

Here are our favorite Cooking With Dog episodes.

1) How to Make Omurice. Favorite tip: Leave the root attached when slicing the onion!

2) How to Make Mochi Ice Cream. Favorite tip: "Walk very quickly to avoid melting!"

3) How to Make Japanese-Inspired Carbonara. Favorite tip: Cook the spaghetti for 30 seconds less cooking time than shown on the package.

4) How to Make Japanese-Style Pancakes. Favorite tip: "With a sizzling sound," slightly cool the pan on a damp kitchen towel to help brown the pancakes evenly.

5) How to Make Strawberry Christmas Cake, i.e. the video that convinced us Chef is also a wizard. Favorite tip: Cake-dropping!

Bonus: Outtakes!

Good luck in the kitchen!

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The Internet really wants Weird Al to play the Super Bowl halftime show

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If thousands of fans had their way, they already know who they’d want to perform at next year’s Super Bowl Halftime Show.

Someone named Ed Ball started a petition on Change.org to get “Weird Al” Yankovic to headline the Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show in Glendale, Ariz. after he overheard some people in a bar list off possibilities of who could possibly get the job and was dissatisfied with their answers.

In a state of inebriation, he wrote:

For decades Weird Al has entertained fans, young and old, with his popular clever parodies and unique sense of humor. Having him headline the Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show. would not only be overly accepted by the millions of views, but it would remain true to the standards and quality of the show business we have come to love and respect out of this prestigious event. The songs of artists that he is parodying could join him on stage to accompany, as well as other surprise appearances from well-known actors/actresses, adding more prestige and star power. The theatrics alone would be hilarious and a welcoming change, and draw a wider audience of fans that typically would not tune into the championship game or half-time show.

Even though Ball later admitted that he made the petition while he was under the influence, he stressed that he would “get the same gratification seeing Weird Al perform at the Super Bowl even if I was sober.”

Fans have been trying to get the NFL to choose Yankovic for years. A numberof petitionshave alreadyappeared on Change.org, with the most popular one getting 24,251 signatures in 2012. The movementgained media coverage, and Yankovic told TMZ that he would do the Halftime Show if the NFL asked.

The NFL went with Beyoncé instead.

Paul and Storm, a comedy music duo, announced that they were going to push for him to get it again after watching Bruno Mars perform at this year’s Super Bowl.

“Not only is [Yankovic] a genuine American icon, and not only has he continued to win new fans decade after decade, but he’s done so by being good, clean fun,” they wrote back in February. “To quote The Simpsons: ‘He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.’”

This time around, Yankovic is still fresh in our minds after debuting eight music videos over eight days for his 14th album, Mandatory Fun, giving him his first No. 1 debut and introducing him to a new generation of fans. He’s relevant, he’s still as beloved as ever, and to date more than 61,000 people want him to perform at next year’s Super Bowl, with many of us would opt to sit and watch instead of utilizing optimum bathroom opportunity while some non-football fans pledged to actually watch the Super Bowl if he does.

We’ve seen enough online petitions over the years to know that many of them are never addressed (or aren’t taken seriously), although Change.org petitions have had plenty of victories. And while Yankovic might be one of the biggest things on the Internet right now short of Chris Pratt’s media blitz and everything that came out of Comic-Con, that might mean nothing to the group of people who choose the Halftime Show performer every year. Plus, the ratings break records every year, so even if a few people boycott the game, it won't affect a thing.

“We just got that phone call and [the NFL] started scoping me out,” Mars told Forbes in January about how he got the job. “They were coming to my shows, I guess, and they popped the question.”

Over the past couple decades, the NFL have chosen acts that are hot like Beyoncé or Mars, or they’ve gone with reliable acts who’ve been around for a long time like Bruce Springsteen, the Who, and Paul McCartney—more so with the latter group in the past 10 years after the wardrobe malfunction that stopped a nation in its tracks.

Right now, Yankovic is among that selection of being part of both groups. He’s been performing and churning out great hits consistently for more than 30 years, he’s family-friendly—he famously doesn’t swear, even when he lip synchs—, and now he’s a big enough commercial success (thanks to the Internet) that people might finally take notice. And with many artists considering it an honor to be parodied by Yankovic, he could bring some real star power that even the most casual listener of music may recognize.

We won’t learn who will get that coveted spot for a while, but he’s probably got his greatest chance of getting it.

H/T Bleacher Report | Photo via alyankovicVEVO/YouTube

Jimmy Fallon faces off against Megan Fox in a game of Pictionary

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Jimmy Fallon continues his quest to play every party game invented with every celebrity imaginable on The Tonight Show.

This week it's Pictionary with Megan Fox, and he invites fellow guests Nick Cannon (for Fox's team) and Wiz Khalifa (for Fallon's team) to join them. While Fallon and Khalifa keep getting simple nouns, poor Fox and Cannon keep drawing complicated phrases that are pretty difficult to illustrate in just 30 seconds. Despite Cannon's work in the improvisational space, it's Khalifa who quickly proves to be the game MVP.

The game continues in a second clip, in which Khalifa draws the most terrifying-looking dog you've ever seen for a clue. So terrifying that Fallon promises to frame it post-show.

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'Lion King' cast takes 'Circle of Life' performance to an NYC subway

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Cast members from the insanely successful Broadway musical The Lion King took to the New York City subway earlier this summer to serenade riders with one of the show’s iconic numbers.

Earlier this spring, remember, the cast of the Australian production pulled a similar stunt. Theater kids, man.

The subway stunt appears to have gone over relatively well. New Yorkers are mostly aloof towards subway performers, though the cast members seem to have wisely chosen to get on the train around 59th Street in Manhattan—an area heavily trafficked by tourists and other people easily amused by things.

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Sorry Internet: My Drunk Wife viral video isn't real

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The lure of creating a viral video sensation is still strong in 2014. A water-cooler worthy video could land you international recognition, TV appearances, and not to mention a paycheck from ad preroll and potential brand partnerships if you're lucky enough to cross into the internet fame stratosphere. The path to such viral fame often starts with Reddit, and users are often sharing their own videos or the videos of others they find. That's all fair game, unless the video you put up is actually a skit you're trying to pass off as something unique and true to life. Thus was the issue with the "Drunk Wife Makes Grilled Cheeses" video, which Reddit swiftly debunked.

For a moment, it looked like a hilarious find. A man wakes up at 2:30am to find his drunk wife making "grilled cheeses" in the kitchen, except all she's doing is melting string cheese on Goldfish crackers and randomly removing her clothes. The man films his wife and, boom, viral sensation. The drunk cooking formual worked for YouTuber Hannah Hart, what would possibly go wrong?

In this case, it's all a fake. The "wife" in question is comedian Ashley Bez, who is not married according to the Reddit debunkers. Although this is not always the mark of a hoax, they also noted that the video was uploaded on a dummy channel with only the one video, and that the poster has been suspiciously quiet since he linked the video on Reddit.  

However, a debunking doesn't stop a video from going viral. Despite Reddit calling the video out and its comments being littered with disgrunteled truthers, the video itself accumulated more than 230,000 views in a single day. Unfortunately a viral hoax can be just as rewarding as the real thing. 

H/T Reddit | Screengrab via My Drunkwife/YouTube

The literary allusions of 'True Detective' are not plagiarism

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Earlier this week, fansite editors Jon Padgett and Mike Davis got together to present a case that Nic Pizzolatto, the creator and Emmy-nominated writer of True Detective, is a plagiarist.

Citing a grand total of eight lines out of the entire first-season run of True Detective, Padgett and Davis attempt to make a case that Pizzolatto plagiarized one of the greats of Weird Fiction, Thomas Ligotti. What they don't spend much time noting is the fact that True Detective directly quotes numerous other works of Weird Fiction along with Ligotti—which is exactly what it's supposed to be doing.

Cultural conversations about plagiarism affect me directly, because when I'm not a journalist, I am an open and unashamed fanfic writer. As a writer of fanfiction, I have been called a white slaver, a pornographer, an identity thief doing "the devil's work," and, on a daily basis, a plagiarist.

While there have been many plagiarists in fandom, a few of whom who've gone on to have healthy careers as professional writers, fanfiction itself is not plagiarism. The entirety of fanfiction is a process of love and nurturing a pre-existing universe. It's an expansion of someone else's writing rather than an erasure, a tearing down.

What first drew me to Weird Fiction as a genre is its link to fanfiction. The phrase "weird fiction" was first used by HP Lovecraft to describe the specific weird and wonderful blend of horror and fantasy he and his small school of fellow writers were engaged in. Lovecraft himself was not the first person to write in the style of what would also be thought of as Lovecraftian fiction. But he was the first to typify it. 

One of the characteristics that Lovecraft typified about the genre as a whole was that it was a fluid space, a fictional playground where anyone could show up, grab a theme or a phrase or an idea from one of Lovecraft's works, and run with it. Writers in the early Weird Fiction circles created fanfiction of one another's stories as a matter of course, sometimes using and re-using lines from previous weird stories. 

In this way, the key parts of True Detective's mythology were passed down from the 19th century to the 21st. When Pizzolatto writes, "Time is a flat circle," he's not just referring to the internal narrative of the show, but to the way that he himself is deliberately and knowledgeably reviving the Great Old Ones—in this case, Lovecraft and his predecessors—to speak to us once again.

It starts with the legendary literary figure Ambrose Bierce. In 1891, Bierce penned the short story "An Inhabitant of Carcosa." That story gave us the mythical place name that winds itself through True Detective like a red skein of love. But that story also gave us this passage:

Looking upward, I saw through a sudden rift in the clouds Aldebaran and the Hyades! In all this there was a hint of night -- the lynx, the man with the torch, the owl. Yet I saw—I saw even the stars in absence of darkness. I saw, but was apparently not seen nor heard. Under what awful spell did I exist?

The experience the titular inhabitant of Carcosa describes—of seeing black "stars in the absense of darkness"—is one that later showed up in another cultural work you might be familiar with:

When Pizzolatto had Rust Cohle quote Watchmen almost verbatim in the final episode of the season, he knew exactly what he was doing, and he also knew that Watchmen, a work which quoted, without citation, everything from The Three-Penny Opera to Bierce, was trading off the same long-standing practice of allusion, homage, and remixing that serves as Weird Fiction's calling card.

It's the same remix culture that Lovecraft himself was a proponent of, the same culture that fandom thrives in today. It's a culture that Padgett and Davis make no notice of in their attempt to spell out why they feel Pizzolatto plagiarized for those eight lines, and those eight lines only—but not when he borrowed "Carcosa" from Bierce, or "The Yellow King" from Robert Chambers, or the Earl King from Germanic folklore, or the superhero comic Daredevil, or Twin Peaks.

Oh, and it's the same culture that Thomas Ligotti was participating in when he referenced Bierce's black stars himself in his short story "Teatro Grottesco:"

[T]he soft black stars have already begun to fill the sky...

The Cambridge definition of plagiarism, from which Davis and Padgett quote, addresses the issue of whether the accused plagiarist intended to deceive.

But it does not address the intent to be transparent—the intent to boldly take your place in a literary circle and join hands across a century-wide and ever-expanding ring of horror writers who have been referencing each other's works the whole time.

In this case, the transparency lies in the title of the show itself. True Detective lay clues at the feet of its fans, and those fans responded by becoming detectives themselves, scouring the Weird Fiction pantheon for quotes, allusions, and hints as to the patchwork quilt of references Pizzolatto had assembled.

The earliest reference (of many) to Ligotti on Reddit's True Detective subreddit appeared on January 27, the day after the second episode of True Detective aired, in a discussion about how Ligotti and his short story "The Conspiracy Against the Human Race" were clear influences on Cohle's philosophy.

The fans who dug up these references behaved as they were meant to, and so did True Detective: it functions exactly how a work of true Weird Fiction is supposed to, as an expansion of the endless (literary) horror that has come before it.

It seems mind-boggling to me that Davis and Padgett, who are both Weird Fiction fans, failed to acknowledge the literary context in which Pizzolatto was writing.

But then, they also deliberately twist their description of the citation that Pizzolatto did do. First, they claim that Pizzolatto never actually referenced or cited Ligotti as a source anywhere in the leadup to True Detective. This isn't true; he did an entire interview about Ligotti's influence on his work here in the Wall Street Journal. So they bring up that interview and attempt to discredit it with another interview in which they charge Pizzolatto with being "evasive."

On the contrary. Here's what Pizzolatto said in the WSJ, in which he brings Ligotti up on his own, at the very first opportunity:

Speakeasy: If you could recommend any single work of weird fiction and/or horror to people, what would it be?
 
Pizzolatto: That’s tough — on the one hand I want to name one of the blue-chip classics, and on the other I’d like to give an endorsement to people who may not usually get enough attention. I mean, I’d suggest Lovecraft or Poe, but everybody knows them already. More recently, I’d point people in the direction of Thomas Ligotti, Laird Barron, John Langan, Simon Strantzas and others. For fans of the show who’d like to see what contemporary voices have done with Chambers’ “King in Yellow,” I’d point them toward Karl Edward Wagner’s short story “The River of Night’s Dreaming” or the recent anthology “A Season in Carcosa.”
 
When did you first hear of and read Ligotti? 
 
I first heard of Ligotti maybe six years ago, when Laird Barron’s first collection alerted me to this whole world of new weird fiction that I hadn’t known existed. I started looking around for the best contemporary stuff to read, and in any discussion of that kind, the name “Ligotti” comes up first. I couldn’t find any of his books in print, and their used prices were prohibitive for me at the time. But I located a couple at libraries, and his nightmare lyricism was enthralling and visionary.

And here's what he said in his interview with Arkham Digest's Justin Steele, the one where he was supposedly so cagey:

Sure. That influence is, like everything in True Detective, part of a whole-earth catalog of cultural obsessions, including my own.

Again, Pizzolatto immediately acknowledged that he was homaging Ligotti, along with the entire pantheon of Weird Fiction at his disposal. In other words, Ligotti is just one of the many recipients of Pizzolatto's Weird Fiction group hug. Pizzolatto said as much himself in avidly denying that anything in True Dective is plagiarism.

But Pizzolatto's acknowledgment to his own depth to Ligotti isn't the only thing that Davis and Padgett distorted. As a footnote at the end of their long tirade, they throw out the scathing note that "Noted instances of plagiarism in the literary world far less offensive than Pizzolatto’s have resulted in lawsuits and public humiliation directed at the guilty plagiarist."

Their citation here is to the notorious incident in which a 17-year-old girl named Kaavya Viswanathan received a widely publicized publishing contract and was then discovered to have plagiarized the majority of her book, including its plotline. Viswanathan directly quoted writers ranging from Salman Rushdie to Meg Cabot, including one passage that was a 14-line-long straight lifting of the work of another chick lit and Young Adult writer, Megan McCafferty. 

Davis and Padgett apparently think that Viswanathan's piecemeal theft of McCafferty's work is "far less offensive" than the eight lines of dialogue that Pizzolatto openly acknowledged was a homage to Ligotti. I guess when a female writer plagiarizes another female writer, it's just not as culturally important, huh?

Viswanathan later confessed that she was guilty of allowing the "unconscious influence" of those other writers to affect her own writing.

There is nothing unconscious about what Pizzolatto is doing in True Detective. Literary remixes may not be as immediately recognizable and understandable as the auditory remixes that are firmly covered by the Fair Use clause of U.S. copyright law, but they are still valid literary tricks. Likewise, screenplays may not have the liberty of slapping a footnoted citation on every homage they weave into their vision, but that doesn't make their homages any less intentional or transparent. 

True Detective is not a work of plagiarism. It's a remix by a man who was clearly transparent about what he was doing, a man who is very aware that it's what Weird Fiction has been doing all along.

All Padgett and Davis did in failing to recognize this was uninvite themselves from the group hug.

Step away from the circle, guys. I hear Diana Gabaldon's looking for new friends these days.

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For 'SNL' star Jay Pharoah, there's no such thing as an off-season

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Jay Pharoah knows how talented he is.

He says he feels old at 27, but it’s because the guy is seared on both sides from being competitively creative—scrambling to blow through packs of side projects at chainsmoker pace during his off-season.

“My mom always tells me ‘You need to take a week for yourself and just chill,’ but I don’t, man,” he told the Daily Dot. “If you want to be successful, I don’t think you should take a day off.”

Pharoah worked in this phoner during his lunch hour in Lexington, Ky. He’s in the bluegrass state squeezing in summer stand-up gigs between producing standalone, timely parody videos and putting the finishing touches on his solo, no jokes, original hip-hop mixtape, which he plans to release this month.

“If you have a general idea that day—even if you don’t go to the studio—put it down. Do something, don’t just sit there and let a full day pass,” Pharoah said. “No days off, dog."

Especially now that Pharaoh's stock is such an appreciating asset. The Saturday Night Live centerpiece is a natural impressionist that can oscillate from a perfect President Obama to a complete-with-original-raps Jay Z. But what makes him transcendent is a thunderous knack for rolling down windows and unloading with offbeat, original characters. And, very clearly, his hustle.

“Either I’m in the studio creating something or I’m on stage doing some stand-up somewhere … or I’m creating a parody video flexing my pecs,” Pharoah said. “There’s a pec shot in there; it’s pretty dope.”

Late last month, Pharoah turned out Usher’s “Good Kisser” by way of a full-service, easy-A parody version called “Bad Kisser.” The video—released through comedy network Above Average—hit more than 112,000 views in its sleep. On the surface the joke is a literal flip that’d make Weird Al blush, but it connects because it’s rooted in relatable, daily dirt: “Your breath might not be that fresh when you wake up in the morning and you’re talking to somebody and you want to have you a little hanky panky,” he explained.

“Bad Kisser” is the latest dip in what’s been a career-making well for Pharoah. It wasn’t too long ago that the comedian was billed as “YouTube sensation Jay Pharoah.” Yet he isn’t shy about what it has done for his profile.

“I don’t know where I would be right now,” Pharoah says about life without the medium. “I’m going on tour in England, you know, just from a five-minute stand-up bit I did in 2008. You can really do some damage [on YouTube].”

Pharoah is thankful and all-embracing of YouTube, Reddit, and genre goon WorldStarHipHop, and seems to appreciate even the most insipid of YouTube-based business plans.

“You can put a video up about cats or puppies, and you’ll get like 10 million hits,” he said. “People take a hot-popping song and take the cover art and have people think that it’s that and then it makes people look at their videos. … As far as it being an avenue for nobody to make something out of nothing, I think it’s great.”

Now that he’s a post-viral network television star, Pharoah is making a bid to be a relevant voice in rap. He’s got an honest shot to jettison past the wobbly pastiche, slow-pitch punchlines, and contrived persecution complex of contemporary comic-turned-rapper Donald Glover. Whereas Glover’s Childish Gambino persona came into the game late as a suburbanite who found a hip-hop lane in genre mecca New York (University), Pharoah says he has been rapping since age 13.

“I was raised listening to like Jay and Big and Pac, Cassidy, Ludacris, even some of Drake’s stuff,” Pharoah said. “It’s my actual voice, not an impression. A lot of [the music] comes from pain. You can hear the passion through the tracks; when you hear the real stuff, you can tell what I’m talking about.”

His SoundCloud page shows promise in that there aren’t high-profile co-signs or indie rock collaborations—just half-finished originals and raps over radio beats meant to serve as technical displays. Over Drake’s “0 to 100,” for example, he’ll rap for 100 measures straight about Richard Sherman, Robert Griffin III, black face, all Marlboro cigarettes, all with subtle, throwaway similes like “I’m hating like the bad guy.”

His mixtape is tentatively called The Resurrection, because it speaks to Pharoah returning to his hip-hop roots and passions. “Struggles with growing up, relationship problems, religiously trying to keep everything balanced: I rap about that stuff,” Pharoah said.

“The best comedians and the best rappers can make you laugh and can make you cry… I believe I’ve been blessed with that gift to make you do just that.”

This summer he dropped a sorta-single called “Problems” that tips its hat to SNL forefathers Lonely Island in that it raps from a militant, self-serious, vitriolic base camp. Whereas the Lonely Island guys make the joke that their rapping characters don’t realize that they are being ridiculous, Pharoah is more honest. He’ll start a boilerplate rap boast, then immediately break character and vent self-doubt about being uncomfortable with tropes like using the word “bitch” or smoking pot like a noob.

And there may be something to feeling old at 27—that’s just long enough to have caught the tail end of the ’90s music industry hip-hop boom wherein Wu-Tang Clan solo projects were Billboard mainstays. It wasn’t any “realer” than today’s hip-hop, but it did stem from an era that hung its hat on aggressive, thick, alpha rapping. Pharoah can rev up and ride Eminem’s double-timed patterns or howl at the moon like Tupac. He’s got some head-turning lines too: “Coming straight for your necks like Southern lynching.”

It’s not all remarkable. “If You Only Knew,” with its Robin Givens lyrics and low-grade soul samples, bricks like all of the romantic 50 Cent songs since “21 Questions.” There’s even an occasional bad hashtag rap (“I’m blocking them. #HooverDam”).

But because Pharoah (rap name: J-Hulk) isn’t a fabricated character, the fame is an organic, almost integral part of his narrative when he raps, “I was 21, my peers said I’d be a coke head / I prefer Pepsi products, nigga—Mountain Dew, Code Red.” 

Then later, “I’m the only person talented enough to pull an Eddie Murphy.”

Seems like even pulling a Jay Pharoah is impressive enough.

Screengrab via Above Average/YouTube

Help these character actors become the next Hollywood superheroes

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Sick of being "that guy from that thing" in perpetutity, some of the best known unknnown chracter actors have gathered on Entertainment Weekly's YouTube channel for an impassioned plea to Hollywood: make them superheroes.

While character actor Chris Pratt made the magical leap from "that guy" on shows like Parks and Recreaction to full-fledged movie star in Guardians of the Galaxy, he did so after losing weight and toning up to fit the action hero persona. Now the character actors of Hollywood have a new idea for the powers that be. Maybe instead of buff superheroes, they give the character actor a chance to be a superstar just how the are: balding, chubby, and a little weird-looking.

Now it's time for Hollywood to recognize the genius of these men (not shockingly, even a parody video about everyday superheroes ignores the idea of female ones) who've put their cinematic time in as office workers, best friends, and "other thankless roles." Now they're coming for the tentpoles.

Screengrab via Entertainment Weekly/YouTube | Remix by Jason Reed

Christina Hendricks takes on income inequality for Funny or Die

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The phrase “dying is easy, comedy is hard” has never been more applicable than in the latest Funny or Die video.

Using anachronisms and clever sight gagsnot to mention to superb talents of Mad Men’s Christina Hendricksthis standout two-minute bit cleverly weaves comedic and political themes together to deliver a perfect punchline regarding the sad state of income inequality for women in the workplace. 

Hendricks, channeling her Mad Men character Joan Harris, starts a new job in a modern office but brings with her a ‘60s sensibility which includes a lack of familiarity with fax machines and smartphones. Bringing Jell-O for lunch, followed by a martini chaser, takes it one step closer to over the top.

 

Funny or Die has been weighing in heavily on the issue of the minimum wage, as seen in Kristen Bell’s recent sendup of Mary Poppins. What’s next? Perhaps James Franco working at a car wash.

Screengrab via Funny or Die 

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